Uh wtf DH?

How would you react to this?

DH and I were talking on the phone and he says, "You need more penis in your life. I've been getting plenty of vag."

Wtf is that supposed to mean? If we haven't been having much sex but he's been getting "plenty of vag." I'm not mad or anything I asked him what he meant and he said he was joking. Just seems weird.

um... who;s vag has he been getting?  

Quoting jordan.ℓeigh✿:" How would you react to this? DH and I were talking on the phone and he says, "You need more penis in ... [snip!] ... been getting "plenty of vag." I'm not mad or anything I asked him what he meant and he said he was joking. Just seems weird."

UH what!?!? I don't know how I would take that if my husband said it to me.

Uh are you kidding me????????

  He's been acting really weird too. I'm going to talk to him about it when he gets home from work.

Sounds 100% like something my DH would say, obviously joking.

it's be seriously hard for me to just take that as a joke, even if he's sincerely joking.

SO would have an ungodly amount of explaining to do for that comment.

<blockquote><b>Quoting jordan.ℓeigh✿:</b>"   He's been acting really weird too. I'm going to talk to him about it when he gets home from work."</blockquote>




Acting weird how?

If be hurt at first then be Whity and tell him... "Fine, I'll go out now and get some" then see his reaction.

Quoting Kenzie +€ @m¤:" <blockquote><b>Quoting jordan.ℓeigh✿:</b>"   He's been acting really weird ... [snip!] ... really weird too. I'm going to talk to him about it when he gets home from work."</blockquote> Acting weird how?"

Like he doesn't talk to me when he's at home. I could talk to him for hours and get like two words out of him. Plus being really weird about his phone. He won't even hardly pay attention to DD anymore.

Even if SO were joking about that....I would not find it funny. At all.

I'd be digging more into that comment.. yikes.

<blockquote><b>Quoting jordan.ℓeigh✿:</b>" Like he doesn't talk to me when he's at home. I could talk to him for hours and get like two words out ... [snip!] ... and get like two words out of him. Plus being really weird about his phone. He won't even hardly pay attention to DD anymore."</blockquote>



I'm not weird about my phone because I have nothing to hide. Period. I'd definitely dig for information if I were you.

I'm sorry he said that to you mama.

Quoting Kenzie +€ @m¤:" Even if SO were joking about that....I would not find it funny. At all."

Am I really the only one who has this kind of a joking trusting relationship with my DH? lol... I went out of town for a show a few weeks ago and took our son and when I texted him and asked him what he was doing, he said, "Hangin out with all my girlfriends now that you're out of the house! Bitches n hos be everywhere!" When in reality I know he was sitting on his ass eating pizza and playing video games. Maybe it's just us...