Thank you daddy....

So my bf thought it would be funny to teach my 2 year old songs about poopy....there's one that goes "diarrhea (sp) cha-cha-cha..." and another one that goes "Sometimes I poopy in my pants...sometimes I poopy in the potty..." UGH! I'm so frustrated!

i would be embarrassed just b/c my daughter sings her songs in public all of the time haha. my husband has taught her a ton of rap songs and she is really good at remembering them. finally i taught her my own song and she loves it candy shop by 50 cent. haha he hates that song.

gotta love men, I don't think they every fully grow up, mines going on 40, and some of the stuff he teaches our 2 year old just amazes me! Crazy ass!!

That sounds like something my husband will do for our daughter... *sigh* LOL

lol Thank goodness she's kinda shy in public, so her poopy song performances are private. Her daddy is 31 and is a great dad...but those dang songs drive me crazy! I taught her Twinkle Twinkle and Jesus Loves Me...I'm glad he doesn't teach her bad words though...my nephews dad teaches them to call my sister all kinds of bad names and to say no-no words.

My mother in law told my 3 year old to bite my butt and she almost did!! SO It isnt just men...

Quoting ♥ Pregnant Mrs. MI:“ My mother in law told my 3 year old to bite my butt and she almost did!! SO It isnt just men...”

Ouch!

Quoting ♥ Pregnant Mrs. MI:“ My mother in law told my 3 year old to bite my butt and she almost did!! SO It isnt just men...”

lol

Hahaha, that's cute, lol. I can't wait to teach my daughter some silly songs

The other day I was driving around, and had a few things to do. Well, I ran into one store, and left the kids and Robert (my b/f) in the car. When i opened the door and got in, Robert turns around and says...."hey guys...what does Robbie smell like?" and theyre like "ROBBIE SMELLS LIKE ASS!!!" I was like omg. I think they know enough not to say it to anyone else....but omg. At least if they say it at school the teacher will ask where they learned it and they'll say "Robbie" not mommy.

Quoting 13 days:“ The other day I was driving around, and had a few things to do. Well, I ran into one store, and left ... [snip!] ... omg. At least if they say it at school the teacher will ask where they learned it and they'll say "Robbie" not mommy.”

lmao! That is too funny!

Quoting MelanieRae:“ lmao! That is too funny!”

when my oldest was little (like 2 or 3) we were watching tv with my mom and dad and shania twain came on tv and Oriah is like....look!!! Slut!!! lol. i was pretty embarrassed.