re: Gone

Have any of you ever had to try to explain where something was to your SO over the phone? OMG....

Oh yeah, SO and my brother spent at least ten minutes looking "absolutely everywhere" for a huge bag of gaming stuff. I walked into the bedroom and it was right on the floor in plain sight. SO does stuff like that all the time, it drives me insane.

Quoting Rumpelstiltskin:" Have any of you ever had to try to explain where something was to your SO over the phone? OMG.... "

I don't even bother anymore lol

mine is the EXACT same

Mine is the same way but to be fair I can't find smurf in his shop and it's really clean

It's one of those "Rules of Being a Man"...if you cant immediately see it...it must not be there. My friend used to buy her own healthy food and would buy the little tiny cans of diet pepsi(so she wouldnt over do it) and her dad would always eat her cheat food and drink her soda...so I told her that she needed to put all her stuff on the bottom shelf in the back. She was soo amazed when it worked! A man would never be desperate enough to crouch down and dig in the fridge for food...if he cant see it standing straight up and opening the fridge, he wont touch it.

Quoting DannyPete&MaggieKate's Ma:" It's one of those "Rules of Being a Man"...if you cant immediately see it...it must not be there. My ... [snip!] ... crouch down and dig in the fridge for food...if he cant see it standing straight up and opening the fridge, he wont touch it."

ah, so there are advantages!! hahaha

Quoting Rumpelstiltskin:" SO is wonderful, he really is. I love him to death and he loves me... But he is such a dumbass. him: ... [snip!] ... a look is like asking him to jump through firy hoops! End vent. He is a dumbass, right? haha Are your SO/DHs like this?"

DH does that ALL the time with his clothes.
How hard is it to open a drawer yourself?!?!
Why do I have to search??
And then he gets mad that I'm pissy because he couldn't look for whatever himself.

Quoting NicoThunders:" DH does that ALL the time with his clothes. How hard is it to open a drawer yourself?!?! Why do I have to search?? And then he gets mad that I'm pissy because he couldn't look for whatever himself."

Exactly!! SO is always like, "well I couldn't find it, don't be mad..."

YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK!!! Grr.....

YES!!!!

Pisses me off, I always have to help him find his brush, flip flops, his DL keys... You name it. Like Im the suspect if he cant find anything by a quick scan of the room.

"Hey, where are my tools?!"

"My bad, I figured Id build you a frickin pair of binoculars so you can find smurf better!"

Smurfin really?  

Lol

Quoting Twizzlahs:" YES!!!! Pisses me off, I always have to help him find his brush, flip flops, his DL keys... You name ... [snip!] ... "My bad, I figured Id build you a frickin pair of binoculars so you can find smurf better!" Smurfin really?   Lol"

Smurfing awesome.

<blockquote><b>Quoting NicoThunders:</b>" Smurfing awesome."</blockquote>

Haha Unfortunately that was a true conversation. Hes always fixing things and forgets where he puts his stuff and accuses me or the kids of messing with it. Sometimes I worry hes already getting senile...  

Quoting Twizzlahs:" <blockquote><b>Quoting NicoThunders:</b>" Smurfing awesome."</blockquote> Haha ... [snip!] ... where he puts his stuff and accuses me or the kids of messing with it. Sometimes I worry hes already getting senile...  "

I honestly think it's just a man thing, my dad and DH are the same exact way.

And I seriously love that you actually said the binocular thing to him.  

<blockquote><b>Quoting NicoThunders:</b>" I honestly think it's just a man thing, my dad and DH are the same exact way. And I seriously love that you actually said the binocular thing to him.  "</blockquote>

Yea, I guess so! Im glad Im not the only one who goes through this...

Lol Thanks, I come up with a good come back every once in a while!

we moved in June, last night SO asked where his tax papers are from last year...
Him: where are my tax papers?
me: in storage with all our other papers!
Him: No they have to be here somewhere I know it! (we are staying with my grandparents)
Me:I packed I should know where they are, and they are in storage.
Him: No your wrong they are here.
he then proceeds to tear everything apart looking for papers that ARE IN STORAGE...yells, throws paper around the room , and then finally asks if i can help him cleean up and go to storage with him to find them...

really?! NO, I am not cleaning up after you having a stupid fit, and going with you, they are on a box labled tax returns....GO FIND IT YOURSELF!!

he is sucha dumbass sometimes, it drives me insane! But i love the hell outta the man, so I laugh at his dumbness!