lol DS is 20 months old and that still hasn't happened to me yet, thankfully! But the first week of his life, he had an explosion diaper as DH took his diaper off and I was about 1cm away from getting hit.
Dont feel bad, my Son pooped on his Auntie LOL. I have been pee'd on once or twice, but he would normally go for his Dad lol. We got lucky though, and he completely stopped doing it when he was about 2 months old.