Quoting Olivia Foxworth:" And you actually believed it... Mine has to be when I was about 7. I noticed that My Great-Grandma's ... [snip!] ... was a lesbian and lived in a small house behind her sisters house with her girlfriend and had for longer then I was born!! LOL"
LOL @ ran out of men.
My mom didn't really tell me anything dumb, but my grandfather told me that all the photos in his albums were in black and white because the world was in black and white and color came around in his lifetime. He really had me believing that for years, he lived in black and white and woke up to a colorful world one day.