Kids say the meanest things.

My 3 year old daughter just dissed me.

Her: I wanna see a cat tomorrow!
Me: What kind of cat?
Her: One that's black and ugly like your hair.

 

Does your child ever say horrible things to you?

My daughter told me yesterday that I smell bad and I need to take a shower   lol

My daughter is 2 and a half and sometimes when I give her a kiss she says "no mom icky"   lol

No, where did she get that from?

My oldest got mad at me once and told me my hair looked stupid and I almost cried because I had just gotten it cut and I hated it and was very upset about it

Quoting Tikaytasha:" My daughter told me yesterday that I smell bad and I need to take a shower   lol"

My daughter does that crap too. She came into the bathroom and told me to "wash all the bugs out of my hair" like I'm dirty or something.

Quoting Derpy Hooves:" My daughter does that crap too. She came into the bathroom and told me to "wash all the bugs out of my hair" like I'm dirty or something."

Omg..kids are so lovely  

I would probably cry...I'm so used to my 3 1/2 year old being/saying sweet things randomly and often.

omg im sorry but i lol'd. mine is too young to tell me how she really feels lol, hopefully she's never mean to her momma

Quoting kitermom:" No, where did she get that from?"

She has been dissing my hair ever since I dyed it black. She keeps telling me it needed to stay red.

Mine told me she was going to be Ariel for Halloween and that daddy could be prince eric...

Then she told me

"Mommy you can be Ursula, because you are fat like her!!"

Sorry I lol'd
My LO is too young to insult me yet lol only 14 months.
When I would babysit my neighbors kids when I was 16 I had at least one insult thrown at me.. The kid was 5

Kid: You look different today.
Me: Yeah I am not wearing any makeup.
Kid: Oh..well you should go home and put your makeup on cuz you look better with it on.
Me: ....Oh okay. I laughed after.

Quoting Olivia Foxworth:" Mine told me she was going to be Ariel for Halloween and that daddy could be prince eric... Then she told me "Mommy you can be Ursula, because you are fat like her!!""

  (That would have been my expression if my LO said that).

I just busted out laughing,lol

Quoting *Turtles*:"   (That would have been my expression if my LO said that)."

That was mine, but of course the whole damn family was here laughing their ass off when she said it!!