re: Weirdest thing a guy asked you to do..?

Ive never been asked to do anything too crazy but I like some pretty kinky stuff haha....the only thing that has weirded me out was when DH wanted me to say "yes sir" to him during sex and I just couldn't, I started laughing haha.

Ex boyfriend always wanted:
To spit in my mouth
To shave everything below my waist (himself, I didn't do it well enough)
For me to bite his penis. (really bite it, not lightly tease it or anything)

Quoting Cracked out June Cleaver:" That is nasty smurf man"

inorite?!

Quoting King Slayer:" inorite?!"

If a guy ever asked to do that i'd punch him in the balls and set the house on fire with him in it,lol

Asked if he could try to fist me. SmUrfrfrfrf no.

Quoting Milk Monster:" Asked if he could try to fist me. SmUrfrfrfrf no."

my vagina hurts just thinking about it

Quoting Cracked out June Cleaver:" my vagina hurts just thinking about it"

Right? I mean sure, I pushed out two kids but for someone to be punching the inside of my vag? Helllllll no!

Quoting Milk Monster:" Right? I mean sure, I pushed out two kids but for someone to be punching the inside of my vag? Helllllll no!"

I'd cut a bitch,lol

Quoting Cracked out June Cleaver:" I'd cut a bitch,lol"

Ya... that fist would no longer be connected to an arm.

Quoting Milk Monster:" Ya... that fist would no longer be connected to an arm."

LOL too funny

A guy I dated in high school asked me to pretend like I didn't want to and kinda fight him off.. told me to say no, and to try to get away.
I didn't have to "pretend" I wasn't into it after that. Like, is this love making or an episode of law & order SVU?
That guy just tried adding me on facebook and I remembered that. Tis what inspired this post lol.

LMBO! These responses are hilarious!

<blockquote><b>Quoting K. P. Walsh:</b>" A guy I dated in high school asked me to pretend like I didn't want to and kinda fight him off.. told ... [snip!] ... of law & order SVU? That guy just tried adding me on facebook and I remembered that. Tis what inspired this post lol. "</blockquote>



Lmao!

   
I've done some of these that you all think are so gross, and liked one or two, lol!
Not the poop thing, though. Ew.

There really haven't been but out of all of tho the only weird one was smurffing. The rest aren't strange ha