strangest question

So we all know to well that kids like to ask whatever comes to their minds. whys and hows. what's the strangest question you LO(s) have ever asked you? i've had kids ask me things that i've had to say "that's a good question to ask your mommy". lol

My NINE year old nephew asked if my baby was going to come out of my butt -.- and his sister asked me to teach her how to use tampons at 10. Fml lol

My son is only 23 months old, so he didn't know any better...

But, we were looking at farm animals on the computer to help with his vocab and he pointed right at a horses dick and said "Wus dat" Lol

Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" My NINE year old nephew asked if my baby was going to come out of my butt -.- and his sister asked me to teach her how to use tampons at 10. Fml lol"

rofl!!! my "niece" asked her mommy "where did it go" when she saw her mom put a tampon in. she was like 2 1/2-3 though

Quoting ℳary ℐane:" My son is only 23 months old, so he didn't know any better... But, we were looking at farm animals on the computer to help with his vocab and he pointed right at a horses dick and said "Wus dat" Lol"

haha, well, they are very noticeable. haha.

<blockquote><b>Quoting PooterButt'sMommy:</b>" rofl!!! my "niece" asked her mommy "where did it go" when she saw her mom put a tampon in. she was like 2 1/2-3 though"</blockquote>




LOL!

My nephew is a little over 2 years old, and just starting to talk (little bit of a late bloomer...) and it was bath time for him and his sister. I'd gotten them stripped down, and turns out Beth had a bit of a stomach bug or something...and crapped all over the bathroom floor (that was interesting to keep a 2 and 1 year old out of... haha).
Bryson looked at her, at the poop, and at the toilet...then says "Cauntie (auntie)...sissy...smurf...?" Asking if his sister had smurf. He's 2. lol When I told him not to say that, it's "poop" he glared at me then said "Sissy...no smurf...poop."

And then a little boy ran up to me in the grocery store, and asked me if I'd been wrestling like his mommy and daddy do...that was about a week ago. THAT was interesting. haha His dad's face turned bright red.

Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" My NINE year old nephew asked if my baby was going to come out of my butt -.- and his sister asked me to teach her how to use tampons at 10. Fml lol"

also, when we were little, my brother and cousin swore that girls peed and pooped out of the same hole! tried to tell me that they know better than i do. haha

<blockquote><b>Quoting PooterButt'sMommy:</b>" also, when we were little, my brother and cousin swore that girls peed and pooped out of the same hole! tried to tell me that they know better than i do. haha"</blockquote>



LOL. I remember asking my mom what a scrotum was lmao

Quoting justplainme93:" My nephew is a little over 2 years old, and just starting to talk (little bit of a late bloomer...) and ... [snip!] ... wrestling like his mommy and daddy do...that was about a week ago. THAT was interesting. haha His dad's face turned bright red."

when our "nephew" was 6, he told his mother's grandmother that "mommy was sitting on daddy's head" that was an awkward convo after. lol

Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" <blockquote><b>Quoting PooterButt'sMommy:</b>" also, when we were little, my brother ... [snip!] ... to tell me that they know better than i do. haha"</blockquote> LOL. I remember asking my mom what a scrotum was lmao"

haha. i honestly never knew exactly what a taint was till almost a yr ago, and i turned 21 in august.

Quoting PooterButt'sMommy:" when our "nephew" was 6, he told his mother's grandmother that "mommy was sitting on daddy's head" that was an awkward convo after. lol"

haha That's awesome

Quoting PooterButt'sMommy:" haha. i honestly never knew exactly what a taint was till almost a yr ago, and i turned 21 in august."

I had to google it at some point to be sure lol

Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" I had to google it at some point to be sure lol"

rofl. thank God for google! haha

Quoting PooterButt'sMommy:" rofl. thank God for google! haha"

Hah no joke... My husband and I were in a dispute over "Mud butt" the other day and I had to google it and get a consensus of what it was lol