Things You Thought You would Never Say....

"Cameron, get your foot off your sister's tootie!"

Ah, yes. My 4 yr old is lying down, her 2 yr old brother went to lay on the opposite end of the couch and shoved his foot right in her tootie. O_O

What are some funny thing you never thought you would have to say??

her butt??

<blockquote><b>Quoting MommyingWithGrace:</b>" "Cameron, get your foot off your sister's tootie!" Ah, yes. My 4 yr old is lying down, her 2 yr old ... [snip!] ... of the couch and shoved his foot right in her tootie. O_O What are some funny thing you never thought you would have to say??"</blockquote>




Lol I call my son's toes tooties.

"Because I said so!"

 

What's a tootie?

I swore I'd never say 'Because I said so" but I say it a lot

"Don't touch your penis there is poop on it"

tootie...vagina. Same thing.

Quoting MommyingWithGrace:" tootie...vagina. Same thing."

LOL I've never heard it called that before

Why not just say vagina?  

"Stop eating the dog food"
"why do you always eat paper?'
"did you just hear that cough-fart that was so cute"

Quoting Kelly&Coralie:" LOL I've never heard it called that before Why not just say vagina?  "

haha I dont know. It's just so weird to say vagina. To me anyway.

When I was a little girl, my mom called our vaginas our "mickey". My dad called it our "toolbox". Both sounds just weird too. When I had my first girl..first thing in my mind was tootie. We have called it that ever since.

"We don't touch poop, it's icky." Well, obviously.  

Quoting Curlyheadedfck:" "Don't touch your penis there is poop on it""

This   Lol. Also I never thought I would have to ask my husband if he farted or if it was my 15 month old Son... I joke and say he has "VBS" aka violent booty syndrome LOL. Seriously I can be on the far side of the house, and hear my Son  

Quoting MommyingWithGrace:" When I was a little girl, my mom called our vaginas our "mickey". My dad called it our "toolbox". Both ... [snip!] ... Both sounds just weird too. When I had my first girl..first thing in my mind was tootie. We have called it that ever since."

I knew someone who called it a "poololly"... Yeeeeaaahh, tootie sounds better LOL

Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:" This   Lol. Also I never thought I would have to ask my husband if he farted or if it was my 15 month ... [snip!] ... and say he has "VBS" aka violent booty syndrome LOL. Seriously I can be on the far side of the house, and hear my Son  "

haha! That's great! I should tell my hubs that. He is always farting.