re: Things You Thought You would Never Say....

Quoting Kelly&Coralie:" LOL I've never heard it called that before Why not just say vagina?  "

We call it "susie" because children will sometimes talk about it in public, which is inappropriate as times ((especially in a resturant)).

My mom always called it "wuse-wa."   I still knew it was my vagina, just liked saying that word better.

This is one from this week.
"Son, why would you dip your head in the TOILET?"

"Is that poop on your foot?! How did you get poop on your foot?!" Lol- THAT was a fun day...

My kid's say a lot of strange things, there are so many i can't remember all. But one that made me laugh my ass off was when my 4 year old said "mama, you stink, go get in the bath" it was hilarious yet insulting LOL.

Quoting JessieLeeAnne:" We call it "susie" because children will sometimes talk about it in public, which is inappropriate as ... [snip!] ... in a resturant)). My mom always called it "wuse-wa."   I still knew it was my vagina, just liked saying that word better. "

it's all good, as a kid we called our vaginas "hooties' hahaha

"Get your face out of your brothers bottom!"
"Put that poo down!"
"OH GOD WHY?!"
"Cookie cutters don't go up your nose"

Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:" This   Lol. Also I never thought I would have to ask my husband if he farted or if it was my 15 month ... [snip!] ... and say he has "VBS" aka violent booty syndrome LOL. Seriously I can be on the far side of the house, and hear my Son  "

wow thats crazy

Wait, I've got one more. When my 4 year old was 3, he fell at an indoor pool at the beach. He was alright, but saw a piece of mud on the floor or something, and said 'That's a piece of my brain that fell out of my ear when I fell' LMAO it was hilarious! Not him falling, but what he said after.

Quoting Lizzie's Mama♥:" wow thats crazy"

His Dad is the same way lol.

Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:" His Dad is the same way lol."

lol

Quoting j.a.c:" Wait, I've got one more. When my 4 year old was 3, he fell at an indoor pool at the beach. He was alright, ... [snip!] ... a piece of my brain that fell out of my ear when I fell' LMAO it was hilarious! Not him falling, but what he said after."

lmao. That reminded me of my little cousin when she saw a used tampon on the floor in the walmart bathroom. Her mom tried blocking it and we all went around the store thinking she didnt see it. When we got up to the counter, she looked all serious and said, "Are you going to tell that lady about the finger in the bathroom?!" I died. lol

Quoting j.a.c:" Wait, I've got one more. When my 4 year old was 3, he fell at an indoor pool at the beach. He was alright, ... [snip!] ... a piece of my brain that fell out of my ear when I fell' LMAO it was hilarious! Not him falling, but what he said after."

Cora had a nasty cough a few months ago when she had HFM

I was on the phone with someone and I said "Yeah, she's still coughing her brains out"

She heard that and FREAKED "MOMMY! I'm coughing my brains out? AHHHH"

And she cried for a long time

<blockquote><b>Quoting JessieLeeAnne:</b>" lmao. That reminded me of my little cousin when she saw a used tampon on the floor in the walmart bathroom. ... [snip!] ... the counter, she looked all serious and said, "Are you going to tell that lady about the finger in the bathroom?!" I died. lol"</blockquote>




Omg I would have died! That is so hilarious!!

Get spongebob out of your vagina!

Then laughing as SO is gagging while carrying sponebob off to get sanitzed,lol

"Why did you dip your hair in the toilet?" After she tried to look at the under side of the toilet seat without lifting it, putting her whole head in the toilet in the process.

"Why are you eating cereal with your toes?" As she sat on the couch and dipped her toes into her bowl of cereal, then proceeded to put her feet in her mouth to eat the cereal she caught.

And the topper for me. "Why did you bite her butt?"
We were at a play ground and the little girl DD had been playing with ran to her mom saying my daughter bit her and was rubbing her butt. That was awkward to apologize for.