Ok so this isn't really a D&D but where else would you put an abortion topic unless it was AS (and this shouldn't go there by any means lol).
So I was at work today (I work at Jimmy Johns) and we have this thing we do. When the day is over we wrap up the old bread and sell it for 50 cents the next day.
Well this old man always comes in at the end of the day and buys it all. He was sweet as can be and we all like him well enough.
Well today he came in and got all the bread we had left and because we don't really sell it anyways we just gave it to him.
He was so happy! So he went out to his truck and put it away and then came back in the store with this little box.
He asked how many of us there were in the store and if he could give us all a present. So our boss said yes.
At this point we were all very interested in what was in the box.
Well what does this little old man pull out of the box?
Smurfing little rubber aborted fetus's
He starts on this whole spiel about being pro life and how important it was to spread the word about the horrible things that were happening in this country everyday.
And then goes to hand each of us a little rubber aborted fetus and some cards. Most of us were horrified the others found it quite funny.
I will say that I was very happy to find my whole store is pro choice
So after he leave everyone throws them all away and starts bitching about the old man. So I go stand in front of them all and say "hey guys, look!"
If you hold the stupid thing by it's butt you can shake it's head like a bobble doll
The whole store was rolling lol.
So here's what it looks like and one of the stupid cards he gave us.
This is a really pointless post but I thought it was rather entertaining so I wanted to share it with you all