Pro Life abortion doll :D

Ok so this isn't really a D&D but where else would you put an abortion topic unless it was AS (and this shouldn't go there by any means lol).

So I was at work today (I work at Jimmy Johns) and we have this thing we do. When the day is over we wrap up the old bread and sell it for 50 cents the next day.
Well this old man always comes in at the end of the day and buys it all. He was sweet as can be and we all like him well enough.
Well today he came in and got all the bread we had left and because we don't really sell it anyways we just gave it to him.
He was so happy! So he went out to his truck and put it away and then came back in the store with this little box.
He asked how many of us there were in the store and if he could give us all a present. So our boss said yes.
At this point we were all very interested in what was in the box.
Well what does this little old man pull out of the box?
Smurfing little rubber aborted fetus's  
He starts on this whole spiel about being pro life and how important it was to spread the word about the horrible things that were happening in this country everyday.   And then goes to hand each of us a little rubber aborted fetus and some cards. Most of us were horrified the others found it quite funny.
I will say that I was very happy to find my whole store is pro choice  
So after he leave everyone throws them all away and starts bitching about the old man. So I go stand in front of them all and say "hey guys, look!"
If you hold the stupid thing by it's butt you can shake it's head like a bobble doll  
The whole store was rolling lol.
So here's what it looks like and one of the stupid cards he gave us.

This is a really pointless post but I thought it was rather entertaining so I wanted to share it with you all  

I saw that smurf on tumblr... pro life tactics...   I dont understand it.

What an ugly doll.

Umm ok so why would he just push his pro life beliefs on yous guys? I dont get it.

Quoting Yurvette [♥]:" I saw that smurf on tumblr... pro life tactics...   I dont understand it."

I know. I was sad to find the old man was so pro life  
But I've been having fun playing with my aborted fetus lol    

Who drives around with a box of those.  

I'd thank the guy for the cool alien doll.

Quoting NBA Mommy:" Umm ok so why would he just push his pro life beliefs on yous guys? I dont get it."

Because that's what most pro life people do?  

You should have seen my poor boss' face when he had his hands full of them  
He couldn't be rude and turn them down so he just sat there staring at them.  

Quoting Reilly and Lila's Mommy:" Because that's what most pro life people do?   You should have seen my poor boss' face when he ... [snip!] ... when he had his hands full of them   He couldn't be rude and turn them down so he just sat there staring at them.  "

Smh.I probably would have just stared at them too,then slowly put them in the trash and walk away.

Quoting JessieLeeAnne:" Who drives around with a box of those.  "

  and who trades them for bread?

wowwww....what a nice gift!....... ;/

His heart was in the right place....I think.

Smurfing weird looking dolls, though. Jeez.

Quoting JessieLeeAnne:" Who drives around with a box of those.  "

apparently that guy lol

Quoting Reilly and Lila's Mommy:" I know. I was sad to find the old man was so pro life   But I've been having fun playing with my aborted fetus lol    "

lol... I would have too...

I dont understand why guys are like pro life.. they dont have the uterus.. lol.

Idk. I decided not to take to much offence by it and make it humorous.  

It just sucks that the "cool old guy" turned out to be a weird pro lifer