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LMAO.

I literally just read this on reddit.. haha.

wow lmfao

WHAT.

That..... makes no sense to me.  

Quoting Mama Mallo (::" I literally just read this on reddit.. haha."

bwhaha that is where I got it.  

"Hi, I'm clingy and controlling with bad hair. Please love me! No, seriously...PUH-LEEEZE!!!' LOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

So basically, dude wants a white two year old?


Jackass.

Quoting The Doctor:" WHAT. That..... makes no sense to me.  "

Basically he wants, a fat girl that doesn't do anything, and has no friends and doesn't care about anything, anyone but him.

Quoting Gheordynn [CNL]:" "Hi, I'm clingy and controlling with bad hair. Please love me! No, seriously...PUH-LEEEZE!!!' LOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!""

but not your family! and no actual sex/intercourse

Quoting Party of FIVE!:" Basically he wants, a fat girl that doesn't do anything, and has no friends and doesn't care about anything, anyone but him."

No, no, I get all of his "stipulations".

I just don't get how anyone can be 100%, all about a relationship, crazy jealousy, no hobbies.................... but no sex?!


What?!

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♥Taylor Maker:</b>" but not your family! and no actual sex/intercourse"</blockquote>




And no friends! And no kids! And no hobbies or interests besides me!

Quoting Gheordynn [CNL]:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ♥Taylor Maker:</b>" but not your family! and no actual ... [snip!] ... and no actual sex/intercourse"</blockquote> And no friends! And no kids! And no hobbies or interests besides me!"

well you can a have a few hobbies but do them when he is gone and leave him in the dark about it

<blockquote><b>Quoting The Doctor:</b>" No, no, I get all of his "stipulations". I just don't get how anyone can be 100%, all about a relationship, crazy jealousy, no hobbies.................... but no sex?! What?!"</blockquote>




No ACTUAL sex. Just dry humping. Maybe some oral...He really should be more specific in what he's looking for. This ad was just too vague xD

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♥Taylor Maker:</b>" well you can a have a few hobbies but do them when he is gone and leave him in the dark about it"</blockquote>




Oh, but that goes against the complete honesty! He's all about complete honesty!