Quoting Beatrix Kiddo:" Oh smurf. I live in the Cities. Where is Fosston? Never even heard of it. I am dreading winter. "
Ex-smurfing-actly. I hate it her and I can't wait to move back to the cities.
Fosston is about 45 minutes west of Bemidji, an hour east of Crookston (or an hour and 20 minutes east of Grand Forks) and an hour south of Thief River Falls. It's a town of 1500 covering 1.6 square miles and all they do is gossip about each other 'cause they all know each other due to in-beeding and never leaving.