god damn it kid...

So my son wakes up at 9... and kinda bitchy.
Oh joy the days he wakes up like this! That means the WHOLE day is going to be smurf.
Well he said he was hungry so I named off a couple things and he started crying saying he did not want that, he wanted a drink. I said okay do you want juice or milk? AGAIN with the crying....
Finally he says I WANT EGGS.
Meh whatever okay, I have him help me, we make him scrambled eggs and he puts the ketchup on them. Sits down at his table and takes a drink of milk then THROWS himself onto the floor SCREAMING about how he doesn't want any of this and he does not want to eat.
*rips hair out*
I told him to just go back to bed because obviously he cannot act like a decent human being. So he is in there throwing a bitch fit.

Jesus christ... my 4 year old son is more emotional than my 2.5 year old daughter.... >.<

I laughed reading this sounds just like my 4 year old daughter! Must be the age I swear she is more emotional now then she has ever been! Don't have any tips but hope your day gets better!

When my kids act like that I normally duct tape them and throw them in a closet. No not really but I've wanted to atleast once or twice lol. I hope the rest of day goes a little smoother.

Quoting Jessica ~BOSM~:" I laughed reading this sounds just like my 4 year old daughter! Must be the age I swear she is more emotional now then she has ever been! Don't have any tips but hope your day gets better!"

That's what his teacher says, 4 year olds are REALLY emotional.
Now he says he was just upset because he wanted to eat somewhere else.... *head desk*

Quoting wilde_mommy:" When my kids act like that I normally duct tape them and throw them in a closet. No not really but I've wanted to atleast once or twice lol. I hope the rest of day goes a little smoother."

LOL I feel you dude...

The other day we had to leave to drop him off at school and my daughter somehow locked/jammed the hallway closet shut with her inside of it so she didn't have to leave.
I had to hulk that smurf off of the door frame.
I was so smurfing pissed I just went outside and screamed lol

Today... I will just talk a smurf ton under my breath and flip him off when his back is turned lol

My son is the same way!!! Crys over EVERYTHING! I keep thibking it'll get easier but this scared me. He'll be 4 next month.

Yep little smurfs   just piss smurf and moan   gotta love em!

my 3 yr old daughter is potty trained but for some reason keeps smurffin right by the toilet!!! LOL ok what the hell... you couldnt get on the toilet like any other time LOL and dont let me even start on my son, he has ADHD and he's almost 6 now so i'm sure you can only imagine the smurf i've been through with him..... i'm 23 about to be 24 and have WRINKLES on my forehead!!!!! wtf

This morning dd was so whiney. And I was ill because ds was up all night. All I wanted was for her to brush her hair. Now I feel guilty because I feel.like I was mean but omfg

I know I feel guilty allot for being mean and yelling but it seems like the only time he listens is when it's yelled  

Yup, My Diet goes out the window when My Son wakes up like that! Reason being I'm drinking Caffeine Comfort Beverages(Tea & Pepsi), in order to keep from Killing the Little Smurf, Or Drinking My self senseless for Days.
With Him it means He's over tired, &/or has a Migraine. Last year I could warn his Teacher 'cause I dropped him off...Now he takes the Bus...I can't give her the Heads Up.
Terrible Two's
Torturous Three's
And
For Smurfs Sakes Let me Forget 'em Four's
I Think the Five's are Much the same as Four's with a Bit more swearing into it.

Quoting Jae=Devin & Jordyns Mommy:" I know I feel guilty allot for being mean and yelling but it seems like the only time he listens is when it's yelled  "

I know how you feel, I feel like smurf after I yell at one of my kids. but seriously sometimes that is ALL they listen to
I can only repeat myself nicely for SO long before I smurfing snap and then when they hear that yell they freeze and do what I say.

I think it scares my son more when I use big words on him in my serious voice
he's thinking "oh smurf I have NO idea what Mommy is saying but it sounds scary as smurf" lol

Quoting Lupin:" Yup, My Diet goes out the window when My Son wakes up like that! Reason being I'm drinking Caffeine Comfort ... [snip!] ... And For Smurfs Sakes Let me Forget 'em Four's I Think the Five's are Much the same as Four's with a Bit more swearing into it."

I think he MAY be over tired today.
I put the kids down at 8... and both were dead silent so I assumed they were asleep at like 12...
Skye was.
DH and I started doing the Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow and getting into it... and I could hear my son laughing through the wall watching a movie in his room.

Ruined my smurfing night lol

Haha on the big words.. You should hear some of the smurf that comes outta my sons mouth... I'm drawing a blank right now but he stores the big words and then adds them to his arsenal to throw back at us.... Lovely..one of his favorites is , "seriously?" Either alone or accompanied by "you've got to be kidding me"

Quoting InkDMomma:" I think he MAY be over tired today. I put the kids down at 8... and both were dead silent so I assumed ... [snip!] ... getting into it... and I could hear my son laughing through the wall watching a movie in his room. Ruined my smurfing night lol"

Lol, there's a reason I always Double check that they're asleep before that happens...& Why there's not a lot of opportunity...

I've found that at this age, especially with School they're usually really tired a lot more often, & need those Naps that the Refuse harder & Harder.

Quoting Jae=Devin & Jordyns Mommy:" Haha on the big words.. You should hear some of the smurf that comes outta my sons mouth... I'm drawing ... [snip!] ... back at us.... Lovely..one of his favorites is , "seriously?" Either alone or accompanied by "you've got to be kidding me""

OMG my son had me pissing myself last month with trying to repeat it.
I forget exactly what we were talking about
I said " REALLY Maxwell? You want to get all technical about it?!"
he said" YEA MOMMA I am getting testicle with you"
all super serious and I couldn't stop laughing.