I swear to drunk I`m not God

Ever taken one of those drunken photos where you wake up the next morning, and ask yourself "DAFAQ? When did I take that?" Well, this is a contest for just that, drunken pictures you don`t remember taking. Enter up to 2 photos. Name, Age, and a little back story on the photos.

ANNNNDDDD GOOOOOOO!

saving


phone got stolen that night.
lol.

got to have a friend send me the pic O.o

Gina, I think I was 19 at the time. (I'm in the glasses). Woke up the next morning to a ton of pictures of us in a sex shop, then after at a party with this pink thing..guess we must have bought a pink didlo & don't remember any of it. lol

Caitlin, 21.

Apparently we thought it would be a good idea to play scrabble while drinking "The Beast". I was 15 when this picture was taken and if I remember correctly, this was the night before my first day of Junior year haha.

This was at my friend's birthday. We had a kegger and bonfire in the woods. I don't remember, but apparently I was the "Keg stand champ". Good times, good times.

Lol this is me like 5 years ago. I decided it would be a good idea after a while night of drinking to chug vodka  
Don't remember where I got the hat from but it made the night lol.
I was up for like 35 hours and don't remember a good 10 of them. I danced and sang, and passed out next to the fire (we were on a camping trip with a ton of our friends).
I still get smurf about that night lol.

My Army days...yeaaaaa boiiiii! This was for my birthday   my BFF threw me a party and we got sooooo smurfed up. There was enough alcohol in there for a freakin club...and there was only like 20 of us LMFAO oh the good times.


Don't know how I ended up inside my BFF's tub :/


Me and my BFF

Andrea
21 in this picture:

There was a park right outside our apartment complex and I guess we all went out and decided to take this nice group portrait...LOL I'm in the blue shirt


19 in this one:
and this one...I laugh every time I see it...why were we so intently looking at this?!

smurfsmurfsmurfsmurf

I`m Megan - 21, this was the 4th of July 2012.
I`m on the right, and I don`t know what the Hell I was thinking. I hate the bitch who`s in the picture. So I was pretty shocked to find this the next morning.

Quoting 30 seconds to Meg ♡:" I`m Megan - 21, this was the 4th of July 2012. I`m on the right, and I don`t know what the Hell I was ... [snip!] ... what the Hell I was thinking. I hate the bitch who`s in the picture. So I was pretty shocked to find this the next morning."

LOL when you're drunk you love everyone!

Quoting Andreahhh:" LOL when you're drunk you love everyone!"

Yeah... I guess later that night I told her husband to leave her fat ass  
I don`t remember saying that, but it sounds like something I would say.

Quoting 30 seconds to Meg ♡:" Yeah... I guess later that night I told her husband to leave her fat ass   I don`t remember saying that, but it sounds like something I would say."

LOL omg. That's pretty funny.

Im haley, im 18 but i was 17 in the pics.

dont know if i was drunk here, im pretty sure i was but i was totally stoned



This is me and my friend peter lol as you can see im pretty smurffaced. Doin a photoshoot ;D

Quoting Cali's mama  :" Im haley, im 18 but i was 17 in the pics. dont know if i was drunk here, im pretty sure i was but i ... [snip!] ... i was but i was totally stoned This is me and my friend peter lol as you can see im pretty smurffaced. Doin a photoshoot ;D "

YOU LOOK LIKE A BIRD!!!  

Quoting Chelsea Dawns Mama:" YOU LOOK LIKE A BIRD!!!  "

in the first one? lmfao