how to make anal sex not feel like Im being ripped apart

WTF? How do people even enjoy that smurf?! I just feel constipated or like I'm going to smurf all over him and my self when he tried it the other night..

but obviously gay guys and sluts like it for a reason, and by george I wanna understand it!

How do you make it not feel so.. smurffy and painful?

Or am I just a girl that wont even be into it?

Anal glide... lol

SO want's to try it when he gets home from over seas, I'm honestly scared smurfless  

Lots of booze beforehand and lots of lube during. Even then I'm not a fan, but it doesn't hurt.

I just use lube and some good old fashioned hair pulling.

Lol. I likes it.

lots of lube, only do it if you don't feel like you gotta poop :p

and he has to go slow, go super super slow at first and take your time

1) Get a little drunk
2) Be really smurfing horny and turned on
3) During foreplay have him start with a finger and slowly work your ass. Circular motions adding fingers as its gets comfortable (use lube)
4) Lube his smurf up good, lube your ass up good
5) Have him start nice and slow if it hurts like a bitch then go back to step 3 and repeat.

Two words: get drunk!

Lots of lube and a glass or two of wine. Also being really horny and having some clit stimulation helps.

Idc how much lube or how much alcohol...that smurf still hurts..I haz no advice.

get a vib and put it on your clit (till it is so sensitive that you can barely stand it)
you be on top (like cowgirl)
lots and lots of lube
make sure you smurf good before hand

Is it true people actually smurf sometimes while doing it?  

my husband thought he would be slick one day. totally rammed his penis up there when I didnt expect it at all. I screamed. lol he says i dont like it bc I dont relax. I told him to let me shove a dildo up his ass and see if he relaxes. lmbo

My man just has the magic. Ha.

He is the only one who has made it not just bearable, but awesome. Even still it happens maybe quarterly. Haha.

I think he reads cues from my body very well and can tell when all systems are go.

It takes patience.

I never have to be drunk for vagina sex...

wtf... ugh.. so gay guys must have drinking problems then... lmao


jk


But seriously, ok... I am willing to try ONE more time, but if this advice all fails, then smurf that.