re: how to make anal sex not feel like Im being ripped apart

I have yet to figure it out. I can tolerate it but I don't enjoy it at all haha.

<blockquote><b>Quoting ~Milk*Jugs~:</b>" Idc how much lube or how much alcohol...that smurf still hurts..I haz no advice."</blockquote>


 

 

Quoting Ur Local Frnt Desk Clrk:" I never have to be drunk for vagina sex... wtf... ugh.. so gay guys must have drinking problems then... ... [snip!] ... then... lmao jk But seriously, ok... I am willing to try ONE more time, but if this advice all fails, then smurf that."

I was only drunk the first few times. Then I learned the tricks and knew it wouldnt hurt if I did it right and was able to relax more. Hell last night we did it without lube or prep.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Regina George ♡:</b>" Is it true people actually smurf sometimes while doing it?  "</blockquote>


That has never happened to me, but i listen to my body. If it seems like anything remotely is brewing up there, its not the right time.

I hate anal. I don't understand how women like it unless they're just into it because it's kinky and they enjoy getting their partner off. I understand men liking it because they have prostates and can actually climax via anal stimulation but very few women can and when they do it's usually mental or there's also stimulation of another part of the body at the same time.

Basically I don't like feeling as if I'm taking a smurf. If you didn't like it then I doubt lube will make it that much better. I mean, lube makes almost everything better but in my experience there's nothing that could ever make anal sex pleasurable for me... That's just me though.

Quoting Ur Local Frnt Desk Clrk:" WTF? How do people even enjoy that smurf?! I just feel constipated or like I'm going to smurf all over ... [snip!] ... understand it! How do you make it not feel so.. smurffy and painful? Or am I just a girl that wont even be into it?"

I really enjoyed it with my ex... but he had a really small penis... then with my husband I can't do it at all.

So I personally think it depends on the penis size... with my ex, I prefered anal, with my husband I cry haha

I love it in the spooning position.

Quoting Regina George ♡:" Is it true people actually smurf sometimes while doing it?  "

If your partner decides to be a douche and give you a piss enema, you will smurf.

I love anal sex.
But I'm a kinky bitch.
 


We use lots of lube, and actually, the faster he goes the better it feels for me.

ANAL EASE
And lots of lube
The anal ease numbs it so you don't feel the pain,but you still feel the sex.

Quoting PeanutButter*superkink*:" ANAL EASE And lots of lube The anal ease numbs it so you don't feel the pain,but you still feel the sex."

make sure you wear a condom tho with anal ease, or it numbs his penis and becomes pointless

Quoting Ur Local Frnt Desk Clrk:" WTF? How do people even enjoy that smurf?! I just feel constipated or like I'm going to smurf all over ... [snip!] ... understand it! How do you make it not feel so.. smurffy and painful? Or am I just a girl that wont even be into it?"

this made me lol! i feel the same way about it no matter what we do i can't get into it

Get DRUNK and use a ton of lube. I would suggest having sex normally first so that you are super horny...

Quoting *Cade*Mak*Col*:" Get DRUNK and use a ton of lube. I would suggest having sex normally first so that you are super horny..."

all good suggestions so far lol

also try different positions. the first time we did it doggy and I couldn't enjoy it. but on my back was a different story

it's not really my thing either, but SO is looking forward to when I let him have at it again

Yea I would recommend some alcohol first as well, because at the very least it will help you relax a little. The ONLY time I enjoyed was when I sorta tipsy. I havent tried it since cuz I dont like to drink much.

Oh, and yea I actually did smurf one time. Lol I told him to stop cuz I felt I had to go, and when I got up it just sorta fell out. So not sexy... Haha