Exciting morning -.-

Whelp... it's going to be a loooooooong weekend. A certain 3yro got up a little early. Said 3yro took advantage of the fact that ONE time, Mommy didn't hang her purse up. 3yro found a pack of gum and wait for it.... chocolate laxatives. Yup. He ate them all. I think what's about to hit him is punishment enough... Can't wait for 20 years from now just to say, "Hey, remember when...."

Omg LOL... Sorry it prob isnt funny to you... Poor mama, and poor guy! Ya'll are in for a rough morning lol.

Oh geeze. 

ehh...how many exactly did he eat? you may want to call an urgent care center if one is open and ask them if there's anything you can do.

Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:" Omg LOL... Sorry it prob isnt funny to you... Poor mama, and poor guy! Ya'll are in for a rough morning lol."

I think it's hilarious... Teach him to go through my purse! He's been bombing the toilet for the past hour. Even said he likes pooping. Yeah... sweetie, after this is over, you're never going to want chocolate again and you'll have nightmares about pooping...

He may actually need some IV fluids after how much he is going to be pooping!
It wasn't much was it?
I would be sitting in a corner rocking back and forth and crying!

Quoting SaraSaraBoBara:" ehh...how many exactly did he eat? you may want to call an urgent care center if one is open and ask them if there's anything you can do."

We called poison control.. Lady snickered a little and just said to let it pass through him. Keep him hydrated... I've been stuffing him full of bananas and other binding foods. He's happily chugging chocolate milk right now...

Quoting .Twat.Waffle.:" We called poison control.. Lady snickered a little and just said to let it pass through him. Keep him ... [snip!] ... hydrated... I've been stuffing him full of bananas and other binding foods. He's happily chugging chocolate milk right now..."

okay! i'd probably get him some pedialyte too. i'm sure he will never go through your purse again lol

Quoting [JadeLee]:" He may actually need some IV fluids after how much he is going to be pooping! It wasn't much was it? I would be sitting in a corner rocking back and forth and crying!"

I've been stuffing him full of water and chocolate milk. He consumed about 8 tablets...

I took 4 last week and wanted to die...

Quoting SaraSaraBoBara:" okay! i'd probably get him some pedialyte too. i'm sure he will never go through your purse again lol"

hahaa I asked him if he was going to stay out of mama's purse and with very wide eyes, nodded and said "yes"  

Quoting .Twat.Waffle.:" hahaa I asked him if he was going to stay out of mama's purse and with very wide eyes, nodded and said "yes"  "

Ha ha ha ha Well Moms now we know how to get our LOs to stay outta our purses. Just put chocolate laxitives in there, and leave it out LOL  

Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:" Ha ha ha ha Well Moms now we know how to get our LOs to stay outta our purses. Just put chocolate laxitives in there, and leave it out LOL  "

I'm really hoping this is the lesson of all lessons for him. He's obsessed with my purse. No amount of threatening, hand swatting, and time outs did anything... but this... this might just work!