let the crazy ass dreams begin...

Well had a crazy dream last night, I got raped by a dolphin (idk where the smurf that came from) then went all around some random hotel touching myself... woke up humping Dh, wtf pregnancy dreams??? Lol anyone else have some crazy dreams last night?

Nope but I did have a dolphin rape dream while I was pregnant, lmfao.

Not pertaining to sex..lol but I had a dream about a week or so ago that my son (3½) got ran over by a car. It was AWFUL & way too vivid & realistic..I woke up crying   & checked on him immediately.  
I hate pregnancy dreams.

I hate pregnancy dreams!!! the other night I dreamt I went in for my anatomy scan and found that there were 2 girl babies but one had died and was infecting the other so the doctor forced an abortion on me. But because they made me abort they artificially insemenated me while I was at the appontment so I went back at a later time to check up on it and I was now pregnant with 2 male toucans!!!!

not last night but when i was pregnant with riley i had a dream i gave birth to a full grown man and then also that i gave birth to a litter of rabbits i had so many dreams of giving birth to random things
one dream was i had a dream i caught my husband in bed with a porn star and megan fox at the same time

<blockquote><b>Quoting Co-Creator of Goobernut:</b>" Nope but I did have a dolphin rape dream while I was pregnant, lmfao."</blockquote>



Ah im not the only one lol damn dolphin going around raping pregnant women how rude of him! Lol

Another one that really stuck with me is I had a dream that I gave birth to the tree stump thing from Little Otik.

<blockquote><b>Quoting i don't make vaginas.:</b>" Not pertaining to sex..lol but I had a dream about a week or so ago that my son (3½) got ran over by ... [snip!] ... a car. It was AWFUL & way too vivid & realistic..I woke up crying   & checked on him immediately.   I hate pregnancy dreams."</blockquote>


Im sorry that's an awful dream!!!  

throughout all my pregnancies I have dreamt about birthing a litter of kittens and then nursing them.... awkward!!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Momma Kylee +2.5:</b>" I hate pregnancy dreams!!! the other night I dreamt I went in for my anatomy scan and found that there ... [snip!] ... while I was at the appontment so I went back at a later time to check up on it and I was now pregnant with 2 male toucans!!!! "</blockquote>



Wow lol that's a crazy one, when i was pregnant with my son i dreamt that i birthed a dove and breathed it and all lol.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Co-Creator of Goobernut:</b>" Another one that really stuck with me is I had a dream that I gave birth to the tree stump thing from Little Otik."</blockquote>


Did you name it lil simply? Lol teehee

Quoting Stevie Renae™:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Co-Creator of Goobernut:</b>" Another one that really stuck ... [snip!] ... dream that I gave birth to the tree stump thing from Little Otik."</blockquote> Did you name it lil simply? Lol teehee"

I don't think I named it, lol I'm pretty sure I woke up in horror after they handed me my stump baby.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Momma Kylee +2.5:</b>" throughout all my pregnancies I have dreamt about birthing a litter of kittens and then nursing them.... awkward!!"</blockquote>



I could never understand the weird dreams with animals while pregnant, still stumps me lol.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Co-Creator of Goobernut:</b>" I don't think I named it, lol I'm pretty sure I woke up in horror after they handed me my stump baby."</blockquote>


Good point i would've woke up scared too lol.

I had a messed up dream last night as well. I was telling dh about it this morning when i got up. I dreamed it snowed last night and we got stuck in town and had to go the long way hone but ended up in a tattoo parlor and didnt even get a tattoo. Then i had a dream about my mil who is thinking about selling her sectional....well i dreamed she put it online and was asking 22,202 for it.....wth. not as strange as dolphin rape but for me those sure were weird.