Quoting Tippie:" There's always turkey bacon instead.....heh..."
Quoting ♡Sarah♡ + 2:" Blech not the same. "
Quoting Tippie:" Heheh I know, but hey! It's healthier, less bacon-induced heart attacks maybe? I'm just being a turd. Personally, this does not affect me in the least, since I don't eat bacon. But ya...bummer..."