Quoting MamaOfThreeLittleLadies:" This made me chuckle! My DH always manages to cooter slap me when I bend over and he tries to slap my ... [snip!] ... to slap my ass.... and I always manage to ball tap him when I retaliate! He has no ass though so not hard to get his nuts lol"
Quoting Karren:" Haha, OMG one of my old boyfriends used to do this all the time. I was scared to bend over because he would always cooter punch me from behind whenever I did!"
Quoting MamaOfThreeLittleLadies:" It does make you kind of leery LOL, nothing stings more than a cooter slap or punch when you're least expecting it! At least if you know it's coming you can kind of prepare "
Quoting Karren:" Haha you're right, when you get hit there from behind you dont see it coming so it has the suprise factor ... [snip!] ... nuts lol. He was pissed off but he said he would have probably done the same had he walked in and seen me like that so....haha"
Quoting MamaOfThreeLittleLadies:" lmao that's AWESOME, I can't do that to DH I would live in fear cause he'd make it hurt! The occasional ... [snip!] ... at all... if he's being a grade A douche I make sure to "smack his ass" and "accidentally" ball tap him.... makes me giggle!"
Quoting Karren:" Haha, tbh I felt kinda bad after I had done it because I did it pretty hard, It was just one of those ... [snip!] ... when I was getting up or he was near me. Im glad I eventually left him as I no longer had to live in fear from then on haha."
Quoting MamaOfThreeLittleLadies:" lol our DD now gets revenge for me and it's twice as funny cause he just DOESN'T learn. He'll pick her ... [snip!] ... and she's JUST tall enough to reach the manly parts... so you can guess what happens... I laugh hysterically every time... "
Quoting Karren:" LMAO, I can indeed, I bet that makes his eyes water. Funny though, its always a classic when the kid ... [snip!] ... I dont know why I find it so amusing, I guess i am still quite immature in the head when it comes to this type of humour, haha."
Quoting ☼:" That would be pretty shallow, but I guess most guys are shallow. SO didn't want me to C-Sec unless needed ... [snip!] ... He didn't want me to have a "ugly scar" If he wasn't my boyfriend and said that I would definitely stop sleeping with him."
Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:" I'd tell him dicks are the ugliest of all. "