re: How would you react if a guy insulted your Csection scar?

Nothing, I would just never let him see me naked again. And if he commented on it or comaplined about it I would remind him that my c-section scar is ugly and I wouldent want to my sight to sicken him again. smurf....I would never forget that when it came to him, thats forsure.

Quoting MamaOfThreeLittleLadies:" This made me chuckle! My DH always manages to cooter slap me when I bend over and he tries to slap my ... [snip!] ... to slap my ass.... and I always manage to ball tap him when I retaliate! He has no ass though so not hard to get his nuts lol"

Haha, OMG one of my old boyfriends used to do this all the time.

I was scared to bend over because he would always cooter punch me from behind whenever I did!

Quoting Karren:" Haha, OMG one of my old boyfriends used to do this all the time. I was scared to bend over because he would always cooter punch me from behind whenever I did!"

It does make you kind of leery LOL, nothing stings more than a cooter slap or punch when you're least expecting it! At least if you know it's coming you can kind of prepare  

Quoting MamaOfThreeLittleLadies:" It does make you kind of leery LOL, nothing stings more than a cooter slap or punch when you're least expecting it! At least if you know it's coming you can kind of prepare  "

Haha you're right, when you get hit there from behind you dont see it coming so it has the suprise factor too!

I made sure I did get my revenge when I could though. I walked into the room once and he was leant over the TV fixing it at the back, stood there with his legs appart and bent over leaving himself wide open, I ran up and practically kicked a field goal between his legs from behind lol. He spent the rest of the day with a bag of frozen peas on his nuts lol.

He was pissed off but he said he would have probably done the same had he walked in and seen me like that so....haha

Quoting Karren:" Haha you're right, when you get hit there from behind you dont see it coming so it has the suprise factor ... [snip!] ... nuts lol. He was pissed off but he said he would have probably done the same had he walked in and seen me like that so....haha"

lmao that's AWESOME, I can't do that to DH I would live in fear cause he'd make it hurt! The occasional accidental ball tap is sufficient enough. Sometimes they're not accidental at all... if he's being a grade A douche I make sure to "smack his ass" and "accidentally" ball tap him.... makes me giggle!

Quoting MamaOfThreeLittleLadies:" lmao that's AWESOME, I can't do that to DH I would live in fear cause he'd make it hurt! The occasional ... [snip!] ... at all... if he's being a grade A douche I make sure to "smack his ass" and "accidentally" ball tap him.... makes me giggle!"

Haha, tbh I felt kinda bad after I had done it because I did it pretty hard, It was just one of those things where I just simply couldnt have passed on the oppertunity.

I know what you mean about doing it "accidently" too haha. Its an easy "mistake" to make to tap his ass but tap a little lower. I always used to elbow him in the nuts "accidently" when I was getting up or he was near me.

Im glad I eventually left him as I no longer had to live in fear from then on haha.

Quoting Karren:" Haha, tbh I felt kinda bad after I had done it because I did it pretty hard, It was just one of those ... [snip!] ... when I was getting up or he was near me. Im glad I eventually left him as I no longer had to live in fear from then on haha."

lol our DD now gets revenge for me and it's twice as funny cause he just DOESN'T learn. He'll pick her up (she's almost 2 now) and she'll get all excited and kick her feet and she's JUST tall enough to reach the manly parts... so you can guess what happens... I laugh hysterically every time...

Quoting MamaOfThreeLittleLadies:" lol our DD now gets revenge for me and it's twice as funny cause he just DOESN'T learn. He'll pick her ... [snip!] ... and she's JUST tall enough to reach the manly parts... so you can guess what happens... I laugh hysterically every time... "

LMAO, I can indeed, I bet that makes his eyes water. Funny though, its always a classic when the kid kicks a man in the nuts.

Atleast your girl knows how to defend herself haha, you should train her to take over the reigns from you as primary ball tapper of the house when she is older LOL.

It reminds me of a time when my younger cousin used to come over to visit and she would always get really excited when she came in and would always run towards my dad when he wasent really prepared and give him a running head butt to the nuts! Lol.

I dont know why I find it so amusing, I guess i am still quite immature in the head when it comes to this type of humour, haha.

Quoting Karren:" LMAO, I can indeed, I bet that makes his eyes water. Funny though, its always a classic when the kid ... [snip!] ... I dont know why I find it so amusing, I guess i am still quite immature in the head when it comes to this type of humour, haha."

It's amazingly funny when it's your kid and DH, I know it may be immature but in my head I'm thinking "yeah cooter slap me again and I'll actually TEACH her to exact my revenge!" I may do it anyway... at least until he catches on  

Depends how he joked about it ... If he was meaning to hurt your feelings is drop him but if he was just telling you how he feels it's fine. He's honest. ... I don't really know what a real c section scar looks like never seen one on a person only diagrams.

I would say "yeah the scar is ugly but the most beatiful thing came out of it"

Quoting ☼:" That would be pretty shallow, but I guess most guys are shallow. SO didn't want me to C-Sec unless needed ... [snip!] ... He didn't want me to have a "ugly scar" If he wasn't my boyfriend and said that I would definitely stop sleeping with him."

I've never had anyone have an issue with it at all. And.. I had twins... andmy stmach sucks IMO.

if a guy makes you feel anything but beautiful... smurf him.. move on. or... I mean.. dont' smurf him again... and move on.

Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:" I'd tell him dicks are the ugliest of all. "

This one!