re: Looking for ways to Self-Induce!!! PLEASE HELP!!

Quoting *~*Riley & Parkers Mama*~:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Smartass *TNTC*:</b>" I heard the best way to induce is to shove ... [snip!] ... way to induce is to shove a fork up your ass."</blockquote> I thought it was up the vag to loosen the mucous plug???"

Doooddd that is DANGEROUS! What if you poked the baby. When you go to loosen the mucus plug you us the hose of the vaccum cleaner.

Get your smurf together man!

Quoting Discombobulated♥:" Ten minutes ago your profile said you were due September 19th and now it's August 14th? So I think you know how to change it."

hahahahaha wow people theses days!!

You were 32 weeks in mid-July according to a post then, dummy.

What's the betting we see another post from her saying "SmUrf THIS PLACE, YOU WOMEN ARE SUCH BITCHES!" or something like that?

Quoting Mama Crash ☮:" What's the betting we see another post from her saying "SmUrf THIS PLACE, YOU WOMEN ARE SUCH BITCHES!" or something like that?"

That's definitely going to happen!

SHE WILL NOT LET THIS PREGNANCY CONTINUE, dammit.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Smartass *TNTC*:</b>" Doooddd that is DANGEROUS! What if you poked the baby. When you go to loosen the mucus plug you us the hose of the vaccum cleaner. Get your smurf together man!"</blockquote>




Ohhhh smurf you're right! Yes a vacuum hose would be perfect! It might also move the baby down the birth canal too!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mama Crash ☮:</b>" What's the betting we see another post from her saying "SmUrf THIS PLACE, YOU WOMEN ARE SUCH BITCHES!" or something like that?"</blockquote>


Bahaha yes she just did!

Quoting Mama Crash ☮:" What's the betting we see another post from her saying "SmUrf THIS PLACE, YOU WOMEN ARE SUCH BITCHES!" or something like that?"

side bar lmfao

WOW you think reposting will change your lies? You changed you due date to Aug 14, when you just said Aug 11? You were 32 weeks 3 weeks ago, now your 40? And your doctor says 4-5 weeks before induction when most wont let you go over 2? You are really an idiot.

Quoting Kelly +2 ERF/EH!:" That's definitely going to happen!"

 
Yup. I'm waiting for it, lol.

Quoting Mama Crash ☮:"   Yup. I'm waiting for it, lol. "

It happened!! lmfao

Quoting Keyboard Warrior.:" SHE WILL NOT LET THIS PREGNANCY CONTINUE, dammit. "

   

You said you were almost 32 weeks on Jul 20th... Now you are 40 all of a sudden? That's not an error with entering your due date...

"I'm almost 32 weeks pregnant and over the last 3 weeks I've had intense cervical pressure that keeps getting worse."

http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about2271834.html

And at the end of the thread, you stated on Aug 7th that you still have 3-5 weeks to go.

Quoting Kelly +2 ERF/EH!:" It happened!! lmfao"

Haha, yeah, I saw it.

I CALLED that smurf, man!