is she trying to EMBARRASS me?

i have one girl shes my oldest about 15 and she keeps talking about how she wishes she could still be a fetus in my uterus. and it's ALWAYS said in front of my book club friends. granted they are drinking wine so they take it well HOWEVER my friends keep making jokes about how my daughter wants to crawl up my twat again. i don't know what to do. i want to kill my friends and oldest child.

advice? is she jealous of my newest son?

Your 15 year old daughter keeps saying that? Smurfing awkward.

Quoting Smartass *TNTC*:" Your 15 year old daughter keeps saying that? Smurfing awkward."

exactly i dont know if shes doing this to incite me or if she legit wants to be a fetus again but it's humiliating and im tired of my friends jokes about it too.

First off, what? She's 15 or 15 months? Thats a weird thing for a 15 year old to say, but kids of all ages get jealous of a new baby.

And you want to kill her and your friends? Overreact much?

That's a bit odd.

Lol the "kill my friends and older child" kinda threw me off.

That's kinda odd... Maybe she is feeling a little left out with the new baby coming and wants attention but doesn't know how to explain it otherwise...

That's a slightly odd statement from a teen but it sounds like she misses being close to you IMO.

I am no help but LOL.

Quoting кinga:" That's a bit odd. Lol the "kill my friends and older child" kinda threw me off."

sorry if i didn't word it in a perfect smurfing way. im in a horrible mood this has been an ongoing joke for a month now.

Quoting ilivid:" sorry if i didn't word it in a perfect smurfing way. im in a horrible mood this has been an ongoing joke for a month now."

Maybe have a talk with your daughter and ask why she keeps saying it.

Is this an older pic of you?? You don't look like you're the age to have a 15 year old. If that's a current pic, then you aged well and kudos for that.

And a 15 year old saying that? Creepy.

maybe you should talk to her

Quoting ℳary ℐane:" I am no help but LOL."

ok bye. seriously wtf. you can go chill with my smurffy book club friends and play in traffic after

<blockquote><b>Quoting ilivid:</b>" sorry if i didn't word it in a perfect smurfing way. im in a horrible mood this has been an ongoing joke for a month now."</blockquote>



Just ignore your friends and spend more quality time with your daughter

im 34. thank you