re: KICKING & SCREAMING 19

Quoting Blair Waldorf (SuperKink):" Sounds almost exactly like my life. Except replace grandparents with parents. She was always nice to ... [snip!] ... or more depending on how quickly the cards depleted because they were as you said 25 cents a minute and 10 cents per text."

Yeah, that is some smurfed up smurf!
Oh well, I think I'm just a little uber pissed because I'm on the rag and have a really bad migraine right now. It's funny because my dad is always bitching about her acting out and smurfing up in school, like anyone with common sense would really have to question. Makes me feel sorry for her too because she's going to be in for a HUGE disappointment when she enters the real world and discovers that smurf won't be handed to her on a silver platter.

If I was in that kind of relationship I'd be wanting to get some threesome action.

i cannot believe that jacket fits. that's an amazing feeling... it wouldnt even close around me this time last year and it's a little loose now. awesome!

Well, my hard work with weight loss has paid off, I finally inspired my DH to lose weight as well. But it being a Monday and me having class until almost 10, it was take out night. He got Subway.

So I got a 6 inch turkey on wheat with veggies, no cheese or sauce.

What I really wanted was a meatball sub on Italian herbs and cheese with mozzarella cheese and Parmesan.  

So happy Hostess doesn't make Cosmic Brownies  

Smurf you AF. I feel you coming.

I smurfing HATE period smurfs.

Your random Facebook rants about "squares" crack me up. "Square relationships are not solid" Seriously, you're ex boyfriend who happens to be your pimp,beat you, cheated on you, and just abandoned you pregnant at an airport. "I cant live the square life!" Honey, we know you can't, obviously roaming the states, abandoning your child, and going to jail fits you much better. "I make what you make in a week in a DAY" yea...we know. Its also no secret that you're a hooker. So....
No really lady, stfu. I rather work my ass off, be in a "SOLID" relationship, have true friends and a true purpose than live an HOUR in your pathetic excuse of a life. Get real.

That was like, the anti-date LOL

I went out with my friend, and I wasn't sure about his intentions.

As he passed his number to the cute blonde waiting in line next to us, it suddenly became clear LOL

Thanks god. I did not want that kind of pressure

Me: hey hun when you get up can you bring me a brownie?
DH: yeah...........*never ever gets up*

K&S is dead as smurf!

Please just go to sleep

Quoting ♡Sarah♡ + 2:" Please just go to sleep"

Don't know how I didn't see that email until tonight but cool! Gotta love rejection. On to the next one...

I'd ride it