re: KICKING & SCREAMING 19

Quoting I'm Marbles:" We sleep with our window open. its currently 48 degrees. "

It seems like our bedroom patio door is always open too.

*sigh* whatever.

I hate that I can scratch my foot because its itchy without stopping because it tickles. Who the smurf tickles themselves

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♡Sarah♡ + 2:</b>" I hate that I can scratch my foot because its itchy without stopping because it tickles. Who the smurf tickles themselves"</blockquote>



Nora loves to tickle herself  

If I have an itch on my foot I have to scratch really hard or it just tickles.

Quoting ♡Sarah♡ + 2:" It seems like our bedroom patio door is always open too."

Cold air doesnt let germs multiply so that is why it is open all winter in our room. Depending on the temp we will crack our kids windows if it isnt to cold.

Yeah you old bitch, go ahead and stare at me like I'm beating my kid and whisper about me loudly enough for me to hear to your husband when I'm just letting her lick a lemon wedge. Go take your puckered smurf judgement somewhere else because I don't give a flying smurf what you think  

Quoting Co-Creator of Goobernut:" Yeah you old bitch, go ahead and stare at me like I'm beating my kid and whisper about me loudly enough ... [snip!] ... a lemon wedge. Go take your puckered smurf judgement somewhere else because I don't give a flying smurf what you think   "

I let Marlee bite a lemon wedge today, was the funniest smurf ever!

Bitch don't tell me when to cut my kids hair. I'll do it when I smurfing want to.

You let your kids have friggin rat tails....

Quoting thewarmth:" I let Marlee bite a lemon wedge today, was the funniest smurf ever!"

Yeah Zora doesn't have teeth yet but she was just licking the wedge, not even biting it. This old bitch was looking at me like I was squeezing it into her eyes or some smurf lol

Friend finally gets an FB so I tag him in the pictures I have of him. Now everyone is tagging themselves and my FB is exploding in notifications.  

Quoting thewarmth:" I let Marlee bite a lemon wedge today, was the funniest smurf ever!"

Cora says "Mommy, I wanna make funny faces, get me the lemon juice!" and she'll put a small amount on a spoon and sip it and make funny faces

She thinks it is the funniest thing in the world

And why must you go by your first name on FB?? Nobody knows you by your first name so everyone is sending me messages.  

My friend's 3 week old started crying, and everyone said "let him cry."

  I told her to get him, and I asked if she needed help. Can't just ignore a newborn.

Quoting Co-Creator of Goobernut:" Yeah Zora doesn't have teeth yet but she was just licking the wedge, not even biting it. This old bitch was looking at me like I was squeezing it into her eyes or some smurf lol"

I used to squeeze juice out of grapes for Marlee when she was little, no teeth.
Who the smurf cares?! A lick of lemon juice is not the end of the world.
People need to lighten up, for real.

Quoting Kelly&Coralie:" Cora says "Mommy, I wanna make funny faces, get me the lemon juice!" and she'll put a small amount on a spoon and sip it and make funny faces She thinks it is the funniest thing in the world"

Hahaha, we were at lunch with family and we were all laughing our asses off, she kept asking for more, even though she's scrunch her face to hell haha