re: KICKING & SCREAMING 19

Quoting .tay.:" I guess its tight.   When I look at it in the mirror, I just think it looks gross.   You ... [snip!] ... you guys are done, you can throw his pants at him and tell him you know the drill. (leave)   I am a smurfen biiiitch. lol."

lolol. I miss my FWB

Quoting i don't make vaginas.:" <blockquote><b>Quoting .tay.:</b>" If I smurf my FWB, and he tells me my pussy makes ... [snip!] ... Yea lol. Tell him to jerk off more often so he can last longer too & he's not holding back constantly."

We have been smurfing for well over a year on and off. He is actually a really good guy... and his penis is huge.  

Quoting £egendary Zeppelin:" lolol. I miss my FWB"

When he came over, I was watching TV. I just got some water, turned the TV off and told him "lets go"  

He kept making out with me and biting my smurfen lips. I hate that smurf.

I told him to go home and relax for an hour, then come back and do it better.  

Quoting .tay.:" When he came over, I was watching TV. I just got some water, turned the TV off and told him "lets ... [snip!] ... biting my smurfen lips. I hate that smurf. I told him to go home and relax for an hour, then come back and do it better.  "

ew, I hate when people bite my lips

Quoting £egendary Zeppelin:" ew, I hate when people bite my lips"

No, he was like GRINDING his teeth on my lips.   I don't mind, biting my bottom lip, but holy smurf my lips are like numbbbb from the biting. Aggravating.

He is the only guy I can smurf and not have any feelings.

Maybe its because we do nothing but smurf... don't text and make small talk, we talk for like 10 minutes when we first get together, but it's strictly sex. I am shocked that no feelings have erupted after a year.

Where have all you smurfers gone?????      
I wish I had more friends.

Well.. can't sleep so I guess I'll eat and hope it goes to my boobs

Quoting Melinda.:" Well.. can't sleep so I guess I'll eat and hope it goes to my boobs"

 


I am eating cookies, and hoping me snoring tonight will burn enough calories to not make a difference.

Its 9pm and I am finally cooking some dinner.

Quoting .tay.:"   I am eating cookies, and hoping me snoring tonight will burn enough calories to not make a difference. Its 9pm and I am finally cooking some dinner."

Yeah.. I'm at 3 am  
I seriously doubt this will help me sleep or my small boobs lol

Quoting Melinda.:" Yeah.. I'm at 3 am   I seriously doubt this will help me sleep or my small boobs lol"

It is 9:11pm here. I am trying to cook rice again for some chilli and rice. I failed at cooking my rice tonight. You can have some of my boobs!  

Quoting .tay.:" It is 9:11pm here. I am trying to cook rice again for some chilli and rice. I failed at cooking my rice tonight. You can have some of my boobs!  "

If you're offering, I'm accepting! Otherwise, my ass is going to be buying some fake ones lol

for some reason I don't think Spencers sells 150 dollar BOBs  

Oh. my. god.

Had my FWB over not to long ago.. good thing he came when he did. My step dad typically works till 2 am, but just got home at 9pm. That would have been epic if he came home and I was having sex with someone.

Quoting .tay.:" Oh. my. god. Had my FWB over not to long ago.. good thing he came when he did. My step dad typically ... [snip!] ... works till 2 am, but just got home at 9pm. That would have been epic if he came home and I was having sex with someone."

Came as in was over at your place, or came as in, uh, you know?