Kids say the darnest things lol

Earlier today I asked DS (3) if he had to pee and he looked at me with the most serious face and says "No theres a guard in my penis who doesn't let the pee come out" lol
What are some funny things your kids have said lately?

I was giving the twins a bath, and Devon holds his balls, and goes, "Mommy! Look at my ball! There's a ball in there!"



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Quoting Roo & Sophie's mama:" Earlier today I asked DS (3) if he had to pee and he looked at me with the most serious face and says ... [snip!] ... "No theres a guard in my penis who doesn't let the pee come out" lol What are some funny things your kids have said lately?"

Today my 4 yr old has been ripping ass like a man! Her first time I asked her what she needed to say. She looked at me and said "Oh sorry, excuse me". a few seconds later she nearly blew the roof off! She looked at me and said "Oh my gosh!! That was CRAZY! I guess my tummy is angry at me today!" lol

Today my 3yr old told her daddy "hey you have to be nice to me you hear? you can't tell me to clean my room no more got it? it freaks me out, it just freaks me out"

Quoting DifferentDay:" Today my 3yr old told her daddy "hey you have to be nice to me you hear? you can't tell me to clean my room no more got it? it freaks me out, it just freaks me out""

LMFAO That's hilarious!

Lol. Yesterday DD (5) started calling everything that didn't go right for her "wee-dick-less". The first time I busted out laughing and helped her try to sound it out. She still hasn't quite got it, haha.

Haha all of these are so funny!

Today my 3 year old (nearly 4) was asking if when his belly is big if he will have a baby in there? I told him no babe, you won't ever have a baby in your belly cuz your a boy. He said no I mean when I grow up and be a girl like you. I said your not ever be a girl like me, you'll be a boy like daddy when you grow up. He said Noooo I wanna be a girl like you when you grow up and then started crying LOL.

We were playing with my little cousin not long ago, turned around for a second, turned back around and she had a ball of yarn. So we asked her where she got it from, straight faced and very serious she looks at us and says "I pulled it out of my ass." She is 3.

My son told me the other day, "When I grow up, I can go do my own thing. I don't have to do what you do, mommy. I can go wherever I want to go. And I don't have to do what you say because I'll be a grown up. And maybe I'll be a dad! Then I can tell kids what to do! Because I'll be a grown up AND a dad!"

Power hungry freak.   He's 6.

Quoting ~*~ Nichole ~*~:" Haha all of these are so funny! Today my 3 year old (nearly 4) was asking if when his belly is big ... [snip!] ... be a boy like daddy when you grow up. He said Noooo I wanna be a girl like you when you grow up and then started crying LOL."

When my son found out that his sister was going to be a girl, he told me that he wished that HE was a girl because mommy wanted a girl.

I had to explain to him that when he was a baby in mommy's tummy, mommy REALLY wanted a boy. And she got her boy. NOW mommy REALLY wants a girl ALSO and the baby in mommy's tummy is a girl. Then he was all good with being a boy again. And now he helps me take care of his sister. Lol.

Quoting ℛoo.:" Lol. Yesterday DD (5) started calling everything that didn't go right for her "wee-dick-less". The first ... [snip!] ... "wee-dick-less". The first time I busted out laughing and helped her try to sound it out. She still hasn't quite got it, haha."

That is hilarious. It took me a few times reading to figure out what she was trying to say lol

<blockquote><b>Quoting ~*~ Nichole ~*~:</b>" Haha all of these are so funny! Today my 3 year old (nearly 4) was asking if when his belly is big ... [snip!] ... be a boy like daddy when you grow up. He said Noooo I wanna be a girl like you when you grow up and then started crying LOL."</blockquote>


Aww. That's a different take on gender disappointment! Poor little guy just wants a baby, haha!

lol that wee-dick-less sounds like ming ming from wonder pets I heard her voice in my head as I was trying to figure it out. Kids are smart they're little sponges and oh so observant!

<blockquote><b>Quoting White Chocolate Milk:</b>" That is hilarious. It took me a few times reading to figure out what she was trying to say lol"</blockquote>

Lol oops! I should have added she meant to say ridiculous. I've tried correcting her every time she says it so she stops calling things dick-less. Awkward moment when she argues with DH and tries to call him ridiculous. The laughing doesn't really help my case!

Quoting RayneNAutumn's Mama:" When my son found out that his sister was going to be a girl, he told me that he wished that HE was ... [snip!] ... baby in mommy's tummy is a girl. Then he was all good with being a boy again. And now he helps me take care of his sister. Lol."

Aww that's sweet!