Quoting Bob Wehadababyitsaboy:" Jesus Christ how do i always attract the crazies! First Buddha and now this ughhh"
No smurf.. Same here, only not necessarily on this site.. lol.. I have this weird tendency to trust people who turn out to be psycho. lol. Oh wait, I think they call it naivety. lol.
I once dated this guy for almost a year, even moved in with him.. thought he was totally normal.. then, once I moved in with him, I found out he was nuckin futts..
He seriously thought he was a millionaire. Like, he had fake bank statements, that he had created and printed out himself (and they were obvious).. and also had math written all over the place figuring his interest.
And then he told me that he was related to Betty Crocker (who was not a real person, just a brand thing).. and had access to her secret recipes.. Then he told me he was knighted by the Queen of England for some brave act when he was in the military.. but he mysteriously lost the pictures. And he told me he was related to Hitler's wife.. etc.. etc.. (those are just some of the more bizarre lies he told)..
None of that smurf came out until I moved in with him though, and the first time he told me something crazy, and I called him out on it.. he got even crazier and I realized that he was also dangerous, so I stopped calling him out on it and started quietly and very carefully making my plans to leave. lol.
It took me about two weeks to figure out other living arrangements and a lot of careful careful manipulation to keep him from freaking out about it.. and damn that was a relief when I got out of there.
Sorry if that was kind of irrelevant. lol.
Point is: I attract crazy people too. (and that guy was among the craziest).