I don't date people. Really...I just don't.

But anyway, I decided to give this guy a chance, he seemed really nice...not unfortunate looking. He is cute.

There were a few things he said that really...well, I tried to kind of ignore them because I thought maybe I was just being assholish and judgmental. So I ignored them and we carried on. We went on 2 "dates" which weren't really dates, just us hanging out.

*This all happens in a span of a week, lol*

So I was leaving town Thursday. He texted me and said:

"OMG why do portapottys have to be like saunas?! Its soooo hot in here and it smells like smurf!"

     

What the smurf dude? Why would you tell me you're in a portapotty. It is obvious that you've been in there for a minute, because you've formulated this wonderful idea to complain to me about the portapotty...so if you've been in there awhile, you're obviously taking a smurf.

I don't want to know that, its smurfing gross. It was 113 degrees outside. I barely smurfing know you.

*turned off*

Not dating anymore...just like before hahaha. I'm not going out with him again. I just wanted to know others opinions.

 

I'd take it as a sense of humour, not a gross person.

Eh, that's the kinda thing I would reply to with "you should probably stop smurffing in portapotties then, but inthe meantime, enjoy the log fumes!"

But that's just my weird sense of humour. Maybe he thought you had that kind of humour. Or maybe that's his kind of humour.

Quoting Squid Kid:" I'd take it as a sense of humour, not a gross person."

Tell me how in the smurf that is funny...please...

You're trying to get a girl to go out with you again, and you text her to let her know you're taking a smurf in a portapotty and how nasty it is...

WOW I'm SOOOO turned on because the image of you smurffing in a portapotty is so sexy yet hilarious  

LOL

I don't like potty humor  

sounds like he's trying really hard to be funny and failing miserable.

I hate guys with no finesse, such a turn off.

I ... don't think it's a big deal.

Quoting **milfshake**:" Tell me how in the smurf that is funny...please... You're trying to get a girl to go out with you again, ... [snip!] ... how nasty it is... WOW I'm SOOOO turned on because the image of you smurffing in a portapotty is so sexy yet hilarious  "

He must just be super comfortable around you already. I'm dying laughing over here, honestly. It's funny to me.

I'm dying over here at the amount of women it wouldn't bother.

 

I guess I'm just a stuck-up bitch. You want to go out with me again? Buy me flowers...don't tell me about the nasty smurf you're taking atm.

<blockquote><b>Quoting RetroMama:</b>" Eh, that's the kinda thing I would reply to with "you should probably stop smurffing in portapotties then, ... [snip!] ... But that's just my weird sense of humour. Maybe he thought you had that kind of humour. Or maybe that's his kind of humour."</blockquote>




Love toilet humour. I gross my husband out with some stuff I say. I find it funny that I can beat him with the humour.

<blockquote><b>Quoting **milfshake**:</b>" Tell me how in the smurf that is funny...please... You're trying to get a girl to go out with you again, ... [snip!] ... how nasty it is... WOW I'm SOOOO turned on because the image of you smurffing in a portapotty is so sexy yet hilarious  "</blockquote>

He may have just been peeing. But porta pottys do always seem to smell like smurf. I would still date him.

Quoting Squid Kid:" I'd take it as a sense of humour, not a gross person."

 

personally, I wouldn't think it was a big deal.

It wouldn't bother me, really. Obviously, everyone who eats poops, so that part is not weird to me at all. I don't like port-a-potties in general, but I suppose that would depend on why he needed to use one. Some construction sites only have port-a-potties available for the workers to use, so that's completely understandable.

Quoting King Slayer:" He must just be super comfortable around you already. I'm dying laughing over here, honestly. It's funny to me."

     

Glad you're laughing...hahaha I am a bit too.


Dumbass.