re: uhh??sos

Quoting Bethy-poodles:" Ask OP how to have them. From what I gathered, you need to have a penis and an infected vag before you can get one though. "

Quoting ♥Megan♥:" Well I have one.....I mean, I can find the penis haha the infected vag? eh, I guess that disqualifies me. "

Quoting Bethy-poodles:" Ask OP how to have them. From what I gathered, you need to have a penis and an infected vag before you can get one though. "

Quoting shes.so.vain:" Damn, I was just really hoping to watch some Jersey Shore and compare my 'symptoms' to Snooki's. Now I'll never have troll babies. :["

Quoting Bethy-poodles:" The toe knows. "

Quoting [Boats&Hoes]:" bwahahaha. "

Quoting SIGNIFICANTOTHER:" snooki from jersey shore had a uti and then she found out she was pregnant."

Quoting Bethy-poodles:" Wipe back to front, like the OP does. That'll help. "

Quoting ♥Megan♥:" Thanks! I'll try that   "

Quoting Vindictive:" Or she just gave birth."

Quoting [Boats&Hoes]:" Her next topic is going to be "Does it count as a water birth if it burns when I pee?" "

Quoting [Boats&Hoes]:" Her next topic is going to be "Does it count as a water birth if it burns when I pee?" "

Quoting [Boats&Hoes]:" Her next topic is going to be "Does it count as a water birth if it burns when I pee?" "