50 Shades of Grey

50 Shades of Brown M&Ms excerpt from my version of the popular cult favorite 50 Shades of Grey

I was scared, yet entrigued at the very idea of eating this forbidden candy. What would it do to me that I haven't already done to myself? Satifsy me, torture me, all from within? It would. I felt a sharp smack in the face, it was my boss. I was surprised, yet highly interested in getting more. I wanted him to take the candy out of my mouth and smear it across my buttcheeks.

It was a love hate type relationship. Candy gives you cavities and those hurt your mouth, but a good kind of hurt that makes you want to rub your tongue into the hole even more so you can feel that nerve tingle into your jaw. My boss smacking me for stealing his candy was frightening but it thrilled me to the point that I peed my panties. I had just peed my pants. It took me a moment to realize what had just happened.

And then I farted.



You guys have to be smurffing me, people really pay to read this smurf?! WTF?!

WTF is this?

It baffles me also.

That just turned me on.
Chocolate and asses...omg.

That was..... weird LMAO

Quoting Finally #2:" That was..... weird LMAO"

so is 50 Shades of Grey...

I don't get it, at alllll!!!

Quoting Mommy to a Gemini!:" WTF is this?"

an excerpt from a book, duh!

lmao!!!

what the hell? lol

lol.
i just googled an excerpt from the book and the first one that came up is about him asking her if she is on her period and she says yes. he says good, pulls her tampon out and smurfs her. uhhh wtf.

http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/HaireoftheDog/archives/2012/05/16/stephen-hawking-reads-50-shades-of-greys-most-notorious-scene



this is also a good quote from the book lmao
I had no idea giving pleasure could be such a turn-on, watching him writhe subtly with carnal longing. My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.

Im on the third book right now.  

I couldn't get past the first line without literally laughing out loud. I didn't read any of them but you should sell your candy version, it's better from what I hear

Quoting Haley +2 ♥:" lol. i just googled an excerpt from the book and the first one that came up is about him asking her if ... [snip!] ... such a turn-on, watching him writhe subtly with carnal longing. My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves."

I think my soul just died a little. That is terrible...

I hate those books with a passion. Whenever I find out someone read them and enjoyed them I immediately lose all respect for them, no joke.

They are AWFUL pieces of literature and I hope the author dies in a horrible slow, painful fire.

Quoting Haley +2 ♥:" lol. i just googled an excerpt from the book and the first one that came up is about him asking her if ... [snip!] ... such a turn-on, watching him writhe subtly with carnal longing. My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves."

 

Write ridiculous crap, become best author.

I'm doing it all wrong.