sex.... its lame

I officially hate it. I feel bad for SO. It will be mercy smurfs from here on out. I'm so grumpy and sex makes me feel so uncoordinated and whale-like. Ugh, but I want him to still think I'm smokin' hot like he did in the 2nd trimester.... maybe we are both just mercy smurfing each other, perhaps? hmmmm- there's food for thought.

I actually walked out of the room after we had sex I was so flustered and angry.   Starting to want my body back.... how long does pregnancy last for again?    

Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:" I officially hate it. I feel bad for SO. It will be mercy smurfs from here on out. I'm so grumpy and sex ... [snip!] ... sex I was so flustered and angry.   Starting to want my body back.... how long does pregnancy last for again?    "

Oh I don't know like forever.....sometimes I think I am still mercy smurfing my SO and DD will be 3 in November. LOL

22 months.  

Quoting White Chocolate Milk:" 22 months.   "

smurf...... Umma be one huge bitch lol

I think 9 months is pretty short compared to the 21 months of torture an elephant has to go through lmao

Bahaha i remember that. I couldn't wait till i wasn't pregnant anymore so i could have some hot rolling around on the bed sex with DH.

"I'm so grumpy and sex makes me feel so uncoordinated and whale-like."

LOL this is so true. SO and I had sex this morning and at one point he wanted me on top and once I got up there it just didn't work. I'm pretty sure he and I are just mercy-smurfing each other, too.

I can't wait to be un-pregnant. Even though I won't be able to have sex for 6 weeks, at least I'll be able to look halfway decent giving head rather than swollen and "whale-like" lol.

Quoting Nikki *34 weeks*:" I think 9 months is pretty short compared to the 21 months of torture an elephant has to go through lmao"

 
i think I might be part elephant.

Quoting Nikki *34 weeks*:" I think 9 months is pretty short compared to the 21 months of torture an elephant has to go through lmao"

I wish I was an elephant...

OP I know what you mean! DH has been getting nothing but BJ's except for last night. Idk what got into me but I really wanted sex lmao

Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:"   i think I might be part elephant. "

I think I'm part elephant too.

I wish I could say that I can't wait to be un-pregnant.. but I don't think I'm going to have a very cute body after I have her.

Quoting Pregasarus♥:" I wish I was an elephant... OP I know what you mean! DH has been getting nothing but BJ's except for last night. Idk what got into me but I really wanted sex lmao"

ughhh, if I didnt eat so much tonite I would have totally just given him a beej and called it a night but i was too lazy so we had sex, since that involves me laying there doing nothing.... having sex with me is like rolling around with a giant perogy.

Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:" ughhh, if I didnt eat so much tonite I would have totally just given him a beej and called it a night ... [snip!] ... had sex, since that involves me laying there doing nothing.... having sex with me is like rolling around with a giant perogy. "

Bahaha! I tried to be on top the last time but I just couldn't... all I could think about was how huge I must look to him! We had sex on our sides which was pretty great! I didn't even feel pregnant.

Like, two weeks ago, all I wanted was sex. Lately though, it has been the LAST thing on my mind. Between all the heartburn and just being tired, it sounds absolutely horrible. It's to the point where I'm usually just doing it to make him happy and I usually don't enjoy it as much as I should. Not always, but usually. I know how you feel. So ready to meet the little one and start to feel like myself again.

I always think I want sex and then when we get going I'm just like "Ugh hurry up and cum already geezzzzz." I think I'm getting to that stage during the 2nd trimester where I'm dry as a desert down there too so that's partly why. And another reason is he wants me to be on top EVERY time so I get worn out quick. Next time I'm going to be like "Can you please do the work and just let ME lay here?!?" SmUrf!! Normally I'm all about sex sex sex but with this pregnancy I'm just like meh, I can masturbate if i feel the need bc i can get off in 30 seconds that way. Lol

I hear you, sex is so impossible right now, doesn't help that feel as unsexy as possible. My poor SO is amazingly understanding though. Must be true love, haha!