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10 Sex Mistakes Women Make

posted 13th May
I found this to be intresting! ^-^ happy reading!



1. Trading in Marilyn for Mommy.
Motherhood should not make you celibate. Instead, you need to see yourself as a hot mama, switching on your Marilyn Monroe persona the second you get your lover alone. For your sake, for your family’s sake, you need to temporarily forget that you’re known as an asexual “mommy” most of the day. You need to nurture your sex life with as much zest as you put into your childcare. Happy parents make for happy families.
2. Being unresponsive in the sack.
Most of us don’t like to have sex with a corpse. Don’t just lie there ... Move! Make noise. Do anything but play dead! If you want your lover to keep coming back, you need to go beyond the missionary position. You need to communicate your needs — give instructions. Even better, check in with him: Is this O.K.? Do you want more? Be eager to please and to be pleased!
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3. Forgetting to stay feminine.
Between major weight gain, bodily functions, and divulging daily care habits, a lot of women fail to remain branded in their men's brains as sexy. While self-care and what we do in the loo is nothing to be ashamed of, keep it in the bathroom. Don’t talk about shaving, your period, your last bowel movement, etc. Strive to stay trim and look your best, and apparently effortlessly at that. While he wants you to be the girl-next-door in so many ways, he also wants to eternally see you as his sex goddess.
4. Judging his porn pleasuring.
Unless you’ve been replaced by his passion for pornography, don’t give him a guilt trip for it. Many men enjoy different forms of erotica, often using such visuals to become aroused and, quite frankly, to remain sexually interested in their current partner. Instead of seeing his Playboy or Penthouse as a threat, see it as an enhancement — possibly even one you can share. Such visuals are meant to keep the relationship riveting. Don’t let them create a rift.
5. Being afraid to talk dirty.
The occasional potty mouth can be a passion-inducer. So don’t be shy! Learn to talk dirty. I’m not saying sound like a trucker (unless that’s your thing). But don’t be afraid to get a little filthy. Who knows? You might deserve a good spanking for talking like that.

6. Being unable to own your body.
Big or small, short or tall, what men find a turn-on more than anything is how a woman carries herself — her confidence. If you’re not owning your body, if you’re not embracing your figure and sexual nature, you fail to flaunt one of your biggest assets — you. So walk around naked. Have sex with the lights on. Learn to embrace the skin you’re in. This will help you boost your sex comfort and his.
7. Trash-talking other women.
Sure, you think she looks like a prostitute. But guess what? He does too — and is most likely loving it. Putting down other women in front of him serves as no more than a sign of insecurity. And that makes you unattractive. Rather than worry about what another gal looks like, focus your energies on keeping his eyes on you.
8. Assuming you'll be monogamous.
You’re not monogamous till you have the talk. Having sex is no guarantee of anything, including reciprocal feelings, love, and a future. So don’t make any assumptions. Be honest about what you want. Don’t use sex manipulatively. Head games should stay below the belt.
Finally, our last two are sex tips. You don't want to make THESE mistakes, either:
9. Ignoring his nipples.
While known as a "girl-thing," nipples can be his thing too. Many men have sensitive nipples. In fact, some men have nipples that are more sensitive than their lovers'. So practice some amorous affirmative action. Go ahead and explore the erotic potential this hot spot holds for him.
10. Using too much teeth.
When it comes to oral fixations, this feast should not involve fangs. Teeth scraping is not allowed.
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I'm due September 8th (a boy) & live in Minnesota
posted 13th May
Number 7 is crap..we mock them together. It's our bonding time damn it!
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I have 1 child & 1 angel baby & live in Ohio
posted 13th May
LOL.. Needed the tips..yah being amom can really "not help" when it comes to the subject...good to know! Thanks for posting this.
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I live in New Jersey
posted 13th May
Quoting *Arrogant Erica O'Hara*:“ Number 7 is crap..we mock them together. It's our bonding time damn it!”

haha, i totally agree!
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I have 2 kids & live in Narrows, Virginia
posted 13th May
i can't go near his nipples or he giggles like a little girl...

very ticklish
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I have 1 child & live in Vista, California
posted 13th May
I thought they were intresting and maybe helpful!
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I'm due September 8th (a boy) & live in Minnesota
posted 13th May
Is it just me or did this only further convince anyone else that their husband is likely going to leave/cheat on them?! Lol.

Thanks for reminding me how much I suck now after my daughter   
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I have 1 child & 3 angel babies & live in Pennsylvania
posted 13th May
I need to pay attention to #3. I talk about things I shouldnt all the time...but sometimes its just funny!!
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I'm due September 17th (a boy) & live in Arizona
posted 13th May
Quoting MommaOfAngels:“ Is it just me or did this only further convince anyone else that their husband is likely going to leave/cheat on them?! Lol. Thanks for reminding me how much I suck now after my daughter   

I'm sorry!!!!!!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad....
just remember # 1 !!!!

1. Trading in Marilyn for Mommy.
Motherhood should not make you celibate. Instead, you need to see yourself as a hot mama, switching on your Marilyn Monroe persona the second you get your lover alone. For your sake, for your family’s sake, you need to temporarily forget that you’re known as an asexual “mommy” most of the day. You need to nurture your sex life with as much zest as you put into your childcare. Happy parents make for happy families.
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I'm due September 8th (a boy) & live in Minnesota
posted 13th May
Lol....yeah i know, very true. I was just sulking about my laziness I guess!
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I have 1 child & 3 angel babies & live in Pennsylvania
posted 13th May
Quoting MommaOfAngels:“ Is it just me or did this only further convince anyone else that their husband is likely going to leave/cheat on them?! Lol. Thanks for reminding me how much I suck now after my daughter   


agreed!
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I have 1 child & live in Illinois
posted 13th May
Speaking of which.......I'm sorry ladies after reading this post.. I saw this image and it made me laugh the CRAP OUTTA ME!! Had to share!!...  
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I live in New Jersey
posted 14th May
Quoting Ruthie♥PCOS Momma:“ Speaking of which.......I'm sorry ladies after reading this post.. I saw this image and it made me laugh the CRAP OUTTA ME!! Had to share!!...  
OMG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is just to funny!!
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I'm due September 8th (a boy) & live in Minnesota
posted 14th May
I'd like to see a list for men, that says "love your wife unconditionaly even if she needs to walk around in sweat pants" True we should take care of ourselves but shouldn't your husband love you for you no matter what.
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I'm due August 18th (a boy) & live in Georgia
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