Troll Story 2 ~ When good trolls go bad! *he he*

If you remember last month I did the "Best Troll Story Ever Told" Contest and promised "Troll Story 2" this month so Here it is!!!

Posting an entry will be allowed until Monday July 23 in the evening then the first round of voting will begin.

Please send this contest to people you want to see write a great troll story and get them to enter. The more the merrier and the funnier! Lets be nice and have fun. Also tot he real trolls out there the boards will be watched for the posting or using of these stories in other threads other than this contest. Dont steal a story from here and claim it as your own that is just plain dumb! (Someone tried this the last time...no bueno!)

RULES:~ Post your best made up troll story ever!
~ Cant use any troll stories posted here on BG ( by real trolls or found in previous contest).
~ Must be authentically yours.
~ Anything is acceptable and all entries will be accepted.
~ You can solicit for votes but just for the contest in general...no self soliciting allowed.
Examples: http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about2237847.html

Have fun!!!

Should be fun! So many good ones during summer months

I love this contest <3

Quoting Fri'Chickeneisha:" Should be fun! So many good ones during summer months"

Yeah it is still summer huh? lol. Love your SN btw funny funny

UGH. I need to vent ladies.

I'm a married teen mom<3 My husband and I live with my in-laws with our 1 year old. My husband and I TTC a couple of months ago and succeeded first try(yay!)!
We told them it was an accident, and they said we could live there and PAY RENT?! Really? Just because we wanted another baby doesn't mean we should have to pay to live with them! He's their child, and our child is their grandchild, they should be happy to pay for us!
Here's the real kicker, his mom said we needed to clean up after ourselves! I'm PREGNANT and have a baby, I can't clean! What a dumbass, right?!

They never babysit, ever! I only ask once a day, instead they just go to work and go out themselves! So I just leave D'shawn'ique at home, I mean, he's just a baby, not like he's gonna do drugs. How can I make them listen o me?!

Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:" UGH. I need to vent ladies. I'm a married teen mom<3 My husband and I live with my in-laws with our ... [snip!] ... So I just leave D'shawn'ique at home, I mean, he's just a baby, not like he's gonna do drugs. How can I make them listen o me?!"

hahahahah 1st entry and very good I might say!!

bump ladies get your story on!

so im 14 and preggo with my 1st! hope its a girl!!! my 20 year old sis just had a baby and everythangs been goin good for her so why shouldnt I be able to have that too. baby daddy dont think its his it could be his or his best friends either way imma get child support so i can keep on partyin. ill just get my momma to watch the kid so i dont have to worry about anything. any other teen moms wanna talk hit me up! we gotta stick together

Quoting October Rust:" so im 14 and preggo with my 1st! hope its a girl!!! my 20 year old sis just had a baby and everythangs ... [snip!] ... to watch the kid so i dont have to worry about anything. any other teen moms wanna talk hit me up! we gotta stick together"

 
oh lord.

PlZ dOnT mAkE fUn Of Me
I sErIoUsLy NeEdS hElPz Iz 12 YeArZ oLdZ aNdS i Iz PrEgNaNt ByZ a MaRrIeDz 55 YeArZ oLdZ hE sAyZ HeZ wAnTz NoThIn ToZ dOeZ wItHz Me He SaYz I iZ a SlUtz BuT Iz TrUeLy LoVeZ hIm MyZ mOmZ wAnTz 2 PuTz HiM iNz JaIlZ bUt Iz DoNt WaNtZ tHaT hEz SoOoO sPeCiAl ToZ me AlZo MyZ fRiEnDz ArZ PrEgNaNt By HiMz AlZo BuTz ThAtZ kOoLz WiT mE aZ lOnG aZ hEz CuMeS bAcK tOz Me Iz ThInKz HiZ wIfE iZ a SlUt HiZ wIfE jUsTz DoEzNt UnDeRzTaNd Iz PlZ hImZ sOoO gOoD
PlZ dOnT jUgDe Mez

Hiii! I am 15 and pregnate. We were TTC. I am in love so don't hate on this haters. But haters gonna hate anyway! My fiance is 24 and our baby is mixed. I need some mixed names. Don't give me white names. I was thinking Ta'kisha-qwon'lisha for a girl. I am 10 weeks and know it's a girl. Don't be mad I found out earlier than you bitchez. She started kicking at 5 weeks. I bet you bitchez are mad at that too. Well give me some names! Thanks!

Quoting WaitingforEaston:" PlZ dOnT mAkE fUn Of Me I sErIoUsLy NeEdS hElPz Iz 12 YeArZ oLdZ aNdS i Iz PrEgNaNt ByZ a MaRrIeDz 55 ... [snip!] ... aZ hEz CuMeS bAcK tOz Me Iz ThInKz HiZ wIfE iZ a SlUt HiZ wIfE jUsTz DoEzNt UnDeRzTaNd Iz PlZ hImZ sOoO gOoD PlZ dOnT jUgDe Mez"

Dude... I hard a real hard time even reading this... what?! LMAO

Quoting ★ Raych ★:" Dude... I hard a real hard time even reading this... what?! LMAO"

haha, this!

Quoting ★ Raych ★:" Dude... I hard a real hard time even reading this... what?! LMAO"

Basically it said:
I seriously need help. I'm 12 years old and pregnant by a 55 year old married man. He wants nothing to do with me and says I am a slut, but I truely love him. My mom wants to put him in jail, but I don't want that. He's so special to me. Also my friends are pregnant by him also, but that's cool with me. As long as he comes back to me. I think his wife is a slut. His wife just doesn't understand that I please him so good.
Please don't judge me

I'm redoing mine. I'm putting the one that I just redid so other people can actually understand it