Farts.

A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots
a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
over to look more closely she farted.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticedher little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop
up rightnow.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesmangreets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just
looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."

  That was good

hahhaaha....that was funny.