Riding the Giraffe?

Ok....the other night my husband was making fun of Mellie's husband having to pee, and went off on a rampage of terms I've never heard. One of them was "riding the giraffe". Well, naturally, I assumed it was a sexual statement...if you knew my husband, you would assume the same. So....I was wondering what interesting terms you girls have heard to describe "the deed" or anything related.

Go for it...have fun.

magic carpet ride....

I just made that up...seriosuly.

Well,
Flashlight Tag((for some reason he always wins, maybe cuz I don't have a flashlight??!))
Anal is Backlash
The Dirrty
Hide n Seek
Malik is finally napping HURRY!

So many more, but those are the main ones.

Doing taxes

I'm still laughing at the "cweam of sum yun gai"  

Poker.

Meat injection. (ew)

haha @ the baby is sleeping one.

Of course you can't forget the all too familiar one as a parent "The Quickie"

Hahaha. Cweam of sum yun gai is seriously my fave...EVER. It makes me giggle.

Daniel also says that I can have some tube steak smothered in underwear. Yummy.

bang


beat


beat cheeks


boink


bone




fire


friends for cut
same as friends with benefits

fuck


kick it


old in-out, the


poke


poonj


ram


schtupp


screw


scrog


shag

Penile Injection

Root.

Pound.

The nasty

Diddle

Hahhaa. Diddle.

nooner.

baby dance

horizontal tango

Quoting Maeby♥Baby:“ Hahhaa. Diddle.”

Have you not seen "Circle Of Friends"? haha

poo jabbing?

(but that is for gay men)