What's the funniest thing your SO has done so far?

I'm 24 weeks and the funniest thing so far has been explaining to my boyfriend how a breast pump works   not to mention crib shopping hasn't been a breeze either, he's so frigging picky! He's going to spoil our daughter  

What's the funniest thing your SO has done or said so far in your pregnancy, or past pregnancies?  

He saw my boobs leaking and gave me the   look and goes "whats wrong with you"

It was pretty funny to me. Then I had to explain to him about how my premilk is coming in and leaking out lol Best conversation we have ever had lol

Quoting GiaMommy:" I'm 24 weeks and the funniest thing so far has been explaining to my boyfriend how a breast pump works ... [snip!] ... spoil our daughter   What's the funniest thing your SO has done or said so far in your pregnancy, or past pregnancies?  "

When I was about 38 weeks pregnant my doctor told me that my baby was in position with her head down. I remember one night being so horny I wanted to have sex and my DH refused because he said he felt like our baby would see his penis go onto my vagina and smurf. Way to kill the sex craving.

Right after I had Kiki, we took her into an appointment. SO asked the nurse why she had a lump behind her nipple. The nurse said that it's just hormones from me and that it'll pass with time. She also mentioned if you actually squeeze around the nipple, their is a little bit of milk in there, but just leave it alone and it'll go away.

We got home.

I went to go to the bathroom while SO changed her clothes she spit up on.

It got quiet.

I heard SO scream "OH MY GOD THAT AS CREEPIER THAN Smurf....Babe! Babe!

I come out to see what was going on and SO was covering his eyes with the most freaked out look on his face. Then in horror he says "I just milked our daughter".

Stupid ass.

Quoting Sweetie-Pie:" When I was about 38 weeks pregnant my doctor told me that my baby was in position with her head down. ... [snip!] ... DH refused because he said he felt like our baby would see his penis go onto my vagina and smurf. Way to kill the sex craving. "

 

Quoting Tavi:" Right after I had Kiki, we took her into an appointment. SO asked the nurse why she had a lump behind ... [snip!] ... covering his eyes with the most freaked out look on his face. Then in horror he says "I just milked our daughter". Stupid ass."

OMFG   I just about pissed myself laughing.....

Quoting Tavi:" Right after I had Kiki, we took her into an appointment. SO asked the nurse why she had a lump behind ... [snip!] ... covering his eyes with the most freaked out look on his face. Then in horror he says "I just milked our daughter". Stupid ass."

Oh my gosh!! lol that's hilarious! your poor SO hehe

After I pushed her out they told him to cut the cord. He got so pale, his lips were white and he was shaking soooooo much he couldn't do it lol finally the dr said "it okay, never mind I got it" and laughed lol

I had gas the other night (TMI, i know), and he was complaining about it. I told him that he better get over it quickly bc some women defecate during childbirth. He was shocked! He said please tell me that doesn't really happen!

DH is probably one of the few men on this planet that gets embarrassed when he passes gas... and I make fun of that all the time!  

Quoting Tavi:" Right after I had Kiki, we took her into an appointment. SO asked the nurse why she had a lump behind ... [snip!] ... covering his eyes with the most freaked out look on his face. Then in horror he says "I just milked our daughter". Stupid ass."

lmfao! (and thats a genuine lmfao, not a fake one)

The night we brought our son home I had to poop. I had a csection and hadn't gone in almost a week. So I was trying to go without rupturing my uterus open.
DH opens the bathroom door and holds Isaih up and pokes his little baby head into the bathroom and made him talk in this rediculously funny voice.
Made me laugh so hard..then cry because laughing hurt lol

Quoting love2be_Mrs.:" I had gas the other night (TMI, i know), and he was complaining about it. I told him that he better get ... [snip!] ... probably one of the few men on this planet that gets embarrassed when he passes gas... and I make fun of that all the time!  "

haha sometimes I wish mine was! He is one stinky man!

Meh. Mine's a little odd. He got excited when I started leaking and it was like a fetish for him even more after cliff was born (I nursed) drove me bonkers. He never left me alone during my pregnancy.. It was crazy as smurf. I was hoping he would be scared of sex like normal guys

There was also the morning after cliff was born, in the hospital, when I was going to the bathroom.. DH tried to change him.. with the diaper off he turned around to look at me to ask what he needed to do. I turn around in time to see this rainbow of pee hit him in the head.

omg my SO has been watching everything I eat and I agree with the picky part he defintely loves this little girl already he just light up when we talk about her she is gonna be rotten. We were sitting on the couch and he was like you know im gonna be the favorite parent right I was like ok thats fine lol she can cling to her daddy all she wants

Quoting Gir!:" OMFG   I just about pissed myself laughing....."

It's funny now that I think of it, but then it was just like "Justin, what the smurf are you doin honkin her nips like that"?

He's all "I just couldn't believe that....I had to see for myself..it just squirted out and shot me in the eyeball".