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posted 9th May
James will Fart and he kinda has a look of disbelif on his fac.
(like were did that come from LOL I love it!! and he grunts like hes pooping when hes mad
quoteI have 1 child & live in Maine
posted 9th May
if kaleb has a binkie in his mouth when he hungry he'll start chewing on it and making these strange noises.. like rawwrr raawwrr lol its so funny.
he also smiles after he spits up... sometimes he laughs.. its kinda freaky actually.. like he's crazzy or something.. he'll have all this spit up all over his chin and mouth and hes laughing. or he'll laugh before he spits up and i think its all cute then i get spitup all over my shirt.... that one is ALMOST funny... lol
quoteI have 1 child & live in Ohio
posted 9th May
hmm. when veronica caca's she strains real hard and makes constipated noises. sometimes her eyes water LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
quoteI have 1 child & live in Miami Beach, Florida
posted 9th May
Quoting Rainbow*Poofter.:“ hahahahaa!! I can't wait to have a boy and she the funny stuff he'll do! Alice can pee on her face though. She's done it numerous times. ”
whattt. she can pee up !? crazy, lol.
ian pees on the wall sometimes. he'll be getting changed on the changing table & there it goes, all over the wall.
& a couple times he peed over his head & into his crib. lolll.
quoteI have 1 child & live in Louisiana
posted 9th May
Quoting Rainbow*Poofter.:“ lmao. Alice likes to shove her fingers into her eyes when she's eating Oh and she spits up on people just to get a laugh My daughter's a freakin' ham.”
Oh man, Rogie does that too, I can't figure out why. Or when shes fighting sleep, she'll sometimes whack herself in the face and give me this confused look. But your daughter spitting up on people just for a laugh is cute and funny
quoteI have 1 child & live in Hagerstown, Maryland
posted 9th May
Quoting Rainbow*Poofter.:“ Alice farts louder than a grown man. Makes David turn around go and WHAT THE FUCKKK?”
lmfao.
quoteI have 1 child & live in New York
posted 9th May
When cora eats, she makes this sound like a Turkey Call.... it really sounds like a turkey! She makes everyone laugh!
And she farts like a trucker at mcdonalds. And it comes out with such force that it makes me jump when she does it on my lap!
And when she eats, she gets this "stoned" look on her face. The eyes roll back and her eyelids flutter.
quoteI have 1 child & live in Rochester, New York
posted 9th May
All of you ladies have cute babies, ahh i'm looking forward to seeing everything my son does once hes here!!!
ALL those farting stories just made me giggle, and i needed a good laugh!!!
The joys of motherhood!!!
Happy Mother's day weekend to all too!!!
~melisha watt
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Lia talks to her feet once she can see her bare feet she starts like talking to them n will blab away until she gets bored or i put shoes or socks on them.
quoteposted 9th May
That reminds me, when shes being fussy and we're trying to calm her down, her cries make her sound like a sheep. Oh and also when she sleeps, she has to do the "touch down" thing as I call it, both hands above her head, she drove the nurses nuts getting her hands out ov her swaddler and putting them above her head lol.
quoteI have 1 child & live in Hagerstown, Maryland
posted 9th May
Brooklyn will stare at someone (anyone really) and just start screaming bloody murder... People think I'm abusing her when were in public. She smiles the whole time though, it's so freaking wierd. She just started doing that about two weeks ago. I guess she discovered her voice because up until then she was a really quiet child!
Edited to add:
Actually I guess the wierdest thing that she does is bites my chin and nose like a freaking dog after a steak. She's teething and I guess it feels good... But it hurts me! ... It's creepy from the viewing end and recieving end!
quoteI have 1 child & live in West Columbia, Texas
posted 9th May
Rocket makes pig sounds lol
and now when he sees a mirror he'll scream "ahhhh Keee Keee!"
heh guess he's saying rocky lol
quoteI have 1 child & live in Tucson, Arizona
posted 9th May
Carson will growl at you if you take his bottle or push hisarm away from him, yes he would prefer to chew on his arm over a paci.
He is a major boob man, its like he needs to be touching them at all times when a girl is holding him. He will stick his hands down mine & my friends shirts, its hilarious.
& a freaky thing that he does is while he's sleeping he will laugh, its like a demonic laugh. Its really scary, especially late at night. ugh it reminds me of the omen.
quoteI have 1 child & live in Orange Park, Florida
posted 9th May
Quoting AshleyRaine:“ whattt. she can pee up !? crazy, lol. ian pees on the wall sometimes. he'll be getting changed on the ... [snip!] ... changing table & there it goes, all over the wall. & a couple times he peed over his head & into his crib. lolll.”
haha ksleb has pissed in his eye before!
quoteI have 1 child & live in Ohio
posted 9th May
Quoting Paiger [Kaleb's Momma!]:“ haha ksleb has pissed in his eye before!”
omg ian too ! it like filled his whole eye & he was looking through it ! i felt sooo bad for him! lolll.
quoteI have 1 child & live in Louisiana
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