Monster toddler

I haven't hosted a contest in a while so I thought this would be fun and I'm hoping it will cheer me (and any other overwhelmed mothers) up knowing that they aren't alone and others have a "monster toddler" as well!

RULES!!

1. Child age must be 1-4 years old
2. Picture is optional
3. List 6 reasons your child is a "monster toddler" (bad behavior)
4. Include child's name and age

I don't know how to make siggies, but if someone else does and would like to they are more than welcome!  

Kenneth Alan 22 months

1. Bites mommy and daddy
2. Kicks mommy in the stomach
3. Slaps everyone he sees
4. Punches mommy in the stomach
5. Spits on his parents, aunts, and grandparents
6. Stomps on mommy's tummy (mommy is 7 months pregnant)

My monster toddler

Quoting Pregasarus♥:" Kenneth Alan 22 months 1. Bites mommy and daddy 2. Kicks mommy in the stomach 3. Slaps everyone he sees ... [snip!] ... 5. Spits on his parents, aunts, and grandparents 6. Stomps on mommy's tummy (mommy is 7 months pregnant) My monster toddler "

Oh my goodness!! He does that?! But he looks so sweet and innocent!!  

maybe second time is a charm lol

Love the title

my son is 2 he is Blake
1 he has bit me because of the new baby
2 bounced on me wile i was pregnant
3 hates the new baby and will even tell her in the car to stop crying
4 colors all over the walls
5 has thrown his sippy cup at me
6 hit the baby in the head with the sippy cup
7 makes the living room look like a tornado hit.
8 has hit me in the face....

thats all i can think of

Brianna, 2 years old.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a132/pivy/monster.jpg
Very sorry about the picture but my laptop will not let me post pictures the right way on here  

Reasons:
1: That picture shows the face that she will give me any time I ask her anything or tell her something she doesnt want to hear. Occasionally she will stick out her tounge instead.

2: Ever since I have been having problems with this pregnancy and cant do something she wants me to she will punch, kick, or head butt me in the stomach as hard as she can as soon as I'm not paying attention.

3: The other day I came in the room to find her holding on to the couch jumping up and down on the dog. I told her not to and why so she waited till the dog was asleep then layed down in front of her and started kicking her in the head as fast as she could over and over.

4: Starting from when we told her she was going to be a big sister whenever we are around other kids and they pay any attention to me she will walk up to them scream my mommy and shove them. Or if anyone talks to me in public she hits them and tells them to go away.

5: If one of the cats is sitting on or by anything of hers she starts screaming mine and hits/kicks them.

6: My mom was helping me one day and I told Brianna to eat her lunch so she chewed up a piece, spit it all over my mom and laughed.

Russell Age 3
1. Draws on Walls.
2. Runs my feet over with what ever he can find
3. Hits with Hockey Sticks.
4. Yells till he gets his way
5. Runs away from home
6. Kicks the crap out of my legs on on daily basis!

Quoting coupon clippin' mama:" Oh my goodness!! He does that?! But he looks so sweet and innocent!!  "

Bahaha he's my sour patch kid because AFTER he hurts me, he tries to give me a hug or a kiss. But he has to hurt me first.

Quoting Mama 2 Blake:" my son is 2 he is Blake 1 he has bit me because of the new baby 2 bounced on me wile i was pregnant 3 ... [snip!] ... head with the sippy cup 7 makes the living room look like a tornado hit. 8 has hit me in the face.... thats all i can think of"

He looks so cute!!! <3

Quoting ~~Nae~~:" Brianna, 2 years old. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a132/pivy/monster.jpg Very sorry about the picture ... [snip!] ... mom was helping me one day and I told Brianna to eat her lunch so she chewed up a piece, spit it all over my mom and laughed."

That face!! I love that face!

Quoting Pregasarus♥:" That face!! I love that face! "

Oh man she gives the dirtiest looks. The worst part is I know she got them from me  

Quoting Mychildrenarecute:" Russell Age 3 1. Draws on Walls. 2. Runs my feet over with what ever he can find 3. Hits with Hockey ... [snip!] ... Hockey Sticks. 4. Yells till he gets his way 5. Runs away from home 6. Kicks the crap out of my legs on on daily basis! "

He runs away already?! Poor mama  

So I've noticed that each and every single one of us is pregnant, do you think our kids are acting like this because of our pregnancies?

Quoting Pregasarus♥:" He looks so cute!!! <3"

oh god he is my child from hell some days i went to wic and he was climbing up the toy and got told no by several people including myself i finally had to let the baby scream and put him in the seat with the seat belt on so then he kicked screamed pushed the stroll away by pushing on my leg oh and when i put the break on he almost fliped it on him because he tried to push back.