I FIGURED IT OUT LADIES!!!

OMFG OMFG OMFG! I FIGURED IT OUT TODAY!!!!! hahahaha, I can't believe it,. IDK if I ever posted on this, I think so, but how AJ has only gone down on me like three or four times since I've been pregnant because he doesn't want "Baby Juices" on him lmfao, I never did understand it. I was sitting at his work today, and it clicked in my head! he thinks that if he goes down on me, that he might get the time where my water breaks, and that go in his mouth instead of me, lmfao. Sorry, I thought that was toooo funny. I couldn't believe it. (Yes, my theory was confirmed by him, and his boss, and another employee lmfao) I can't stop laughing about this...

hahahahaha boys are stupid

hahaha. Men are so stupid/paranoid about pregnancy and sex. Mine hasn't touched my boobs in like 5 months, fearing that breast milk will squirt out. I can't wait til it comes in so I can squirt him in the face with it!! 

lOL men...

Hahahaha mine tried to get near my boobs so he could see if mine would squirt, lmfao. So I have the exact oppisite problem, and now he thinks it's a big joke lol.

Yep. Men. Are. Retarded.

I think thats hilarious! Its a legitimate concern. I wouldnt want to be the one getting a mouthful of amniotic fluid!!  

Quoting TreeTop [Team Pink]:“ I think thats hilarious! Its a legitimate concern. I wouldnt want to be the one getting a mouthful of amniotic fluid!!  ”

Amen

Me, either, but it was just too funny. He would enver explain it to me, and it took me like 5 months to figure it out. I didn't put much into it, but today, it just came to me as we were all joking around about things. I asked him, and his face was too funny. I felt bad for the poor kid, I think he really is afraid of it, lmfao.

Quoting Mrs.Dani 5 wks Left!:“ OMFG OMFG OMFG! I FIGURED IT OUT TODAY!!!!! hahahaha, I can't believe it,. IDK if I ever posted on this, ... [snip!] ... believe it. (Yes, my theory was confirmed by him, and his boss, and another employee lmfao) I can't stop laughing about this...”

have you read the post in the funny/shocking stories thread where a boyfriend/husband says to his pregnant wife who just got in the tub, " Don't submerge your belly button, your going to suffocate the baby!"

LOL I LOOOOVE that one, me and hubby make jokes about it constantly

Quoting ~(Breanna)~:“ have you read the post in the funny/shocking stories thread where a boyfriend/husband says to his ... [snip!] ... your belly button, your going to suffocate the baby!" LOL I LOOOOVE that one, me and hubby make jokes about it constantly”

Hahahaha I love that, omg, send me the link to that thread. Hahaha

i didn't have that problem. He was all about sex... I wasn't. I just wasn't into it. I was sick and felt gross... Now I know that pregnant women are sexy. I just didn't think I was. But men are strange like that. They come up with weird pregnancy issues of their own.

Quoting Logan's Mom 11-20:“ i didn't have that problem. He was all about sex... I wasn't. I just wasn't into it. I was sick and felt ... [snip!] ... are sexy. I just didn't think I was. But men are strange like that. They come up with weird pregnancy issues of their own.”

Hahah they sure do =]
I also think he has gotten my hormones, that boy's got some mood swings going on =]

http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about2908.html

heres the thread, but its very very long and idk where that specific post is.

However, if you take the time to read the whole thing (took me a week!) then have some extra panties ready... damn it's funny

lol yeah I wanted to read all of them, anyway! Good laughs are always cure for a bad attitude. (Stupid hubby makes me so mad! lol)

I'm only on the second page and laughing from cvrying so hard. I can soooo picture myself doing some of this crap =]