Sleep smurfing
| Happened to me before | 78% (47 votes) |
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| Not normal | 8% (5 votes) |
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| Da faq?!?!?! | 13% (8 votes) |
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Sleep smurfing
posted 22nd Jun '12
You read that right. An hour ago I was trying to go to sleep.. Almost out when Dh started getting frisky out of nowhere. He went to bed at 12:30a.. He did his thing, then tried to claim I started it. I tried to go back to sleep, but he was getting on my last nerve begging. This is the third time this has happened. VERY sure I didn't start anything. I was turned away from him completely and happily falling asleep.. I start working tomorrow for the first time in 2 years so I feel royally screwed.. Thoughts?
quoteI have 2 kids & live in
Ohioposted 22nd Jun '12
Eh, DH does it all the time, ever since I had LO my sex drive has been extra low, I'm pretty much half asleep when DH is getting his freak on with me
quoteI have 1 child & live in
Texasposted 22nd Jun '12
<blockquote><b>Quoting MyLifeAsKika:</b>" Eh, DH does it all the time, ever since I had O my sex drive has been extra low, I'm pretty much half asleep when DH is getting his freak on with me"</blockquote>
LMAO! Phew.. Well, Dh and I have been dealing with issues. I don't want him touching me.. I'm just an easy oppurtunity I guesS
quoteI have 2 kids & live in
Ohioposted 22nd Jun '12
LOL me and SO do that often.
I like it better that way
quoteposted 22nd Jun '12
My SO did it once I liked it made me feel sexy that he wanted me so badly
quoteposted 22nd Jun '12
<blockquote><b>Quoting Gir!:</b>" You read that right. An hour ago I was trying to go to sleep.. Almost out when Dh started getting frisky ... [snip!] ... and happily falling asleep.. I start working tomorrow for the first time in 2 years so I feel royally screwed.. Thoughts?"</blockquote>
My fiance and I would have sex half asleep all the time.....a lot of the times we'd start having sex completely asleep....he was talking to me about cars during it once ....he thought we were in a parking lot...really weird...we never really do this anymore tho now since we cosleep with our son
quoteI have 1 child & live in
Texasposted 22nd Jun '12
My SO does this to my all the time. He gets horny when gets home and I'm already asleep I just kind let him do his thing. He's in a much better mood the next day too.
quoteI have 1 child & live in
Oregonposted 22nd Jun '12
SO does stuff like that in his sleep. Sometimes I get massages even. But yes, he is dead asleep and will molest me.
quoteposted 22nd Jun '12
<blockquote><b>Quoting Gir!:</b>" You read that right. An hour ago I was trying to go to sleep.. Almost out when Dh started getting frisky ... [snip!] ... and happily falling asleep.. I start working tomorrow for the first time in 2 years so I feel royally screwed.. Thoughts?"</blockquote>
This has been a nightly occurrence since we started sleeping together. Hate it.
quoteposted 22nd Jun '12
One time I was sleeping on the couch and I was woken up by Dh putting his dick on my butt. I turned and was like "whaaa?" and he said "shhh" and then stuck it in and I just laid there and fell part way back to sleep lol. messed up.
Another time, DH wanted to sex, but I was too tired and so he said I didn't have to do anything I could just lay there and fall asleep if I wanted while he screwed me. Lol. So I did.
Both time in the spoon position,..it was actually really soothing for some reason.
quoteposted 22nd Jun '12
My husband and I have wake up to having sex. It's crazy and unexplain, and it's usually around 4-5 am. I like it sometimes.
quoteposted 22nd Jun '12
My ex was like that . It was so annoying when he would blame me. I don't care that he did it, but owning up to it would be nice.
When I started to hate him, I would never give in when he tried to do that in his sleep.
quoteposted 23rd Jun '12
<blockquote><b>Quoting Derpy Hooves:</b>" My ex was like that . It was so annoying when he would blame me. I don't care that he did it, but owning ... [snip!] ... but owning up to it would be nice. When I started to hate him, I would never give in when he tried to do that in his sleep."</blockquote>
!!! Dh does that. It really pisses me off. Last time I was pretty well awake and can prove that. I was on BG and so not in the mood so, I've been sleeping on the sofa. Don't want to wake up at 3am again just to get bitched out
quoteI have 2 kids & live in
Ohioposted 23rd Jun '12
hubby wont smurf me cuz hes afraid of hurting the baby..but i guess i was having a good dream and i woke up to shaking and my hands in my pants...i didnt kno i jus got off before my husband woke me up askin me if i was alright lol
quotesmurfs?posted 23rd Jun '12
<blockquote><b>Quoting Amber Shamblin11:</b>" hubby wont smurf me cuz hes afraid of hurting the baby..but i guess i was having a good dream and i woke ... [snip!] ... up to shaking and my hands in my pants...i didnt kno i jus got off before my husband woke me up askin me if i was alright lol"</blockquote>
quotesmurfs?I have 2 kids & live in
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