a funny
64 postsposted 7th May
AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,
SHE HEARD A STRANGE
BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. Banging on the door,
the mother yelled
'
'WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD,
UNMARRIED, AND
THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A
HUSBAND!
PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ
COMING FROM THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. Yelling thru
the door the father
asked what was going on.
THE DAUGHTER SAID: 'DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED,
AND T HIS THING IS
ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND.
PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
A COUPLE
DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED
THE
GROCERIES ON
THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE
COMING FROM,OF ALL
PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.
SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING
ON THE COUCH,
DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE
VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM
ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.
THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?'
THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY
SON-IN-LAW'
quoteSHE HEARD A STRANGE
BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. Banging on the door,
the mother yelled
'
'WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD,
UNMARRIED, AND
THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A
HUSBAND!
PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ
COMING FROM THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. Yelling thru
the door the father
asked what was going on.
THE DAUGHTER SAID: 'DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED,
AND T HIS THING IS
ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND.
PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
A COUPLE
DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED
THE
GROCERIES ON
THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE
COMING FROM,OF ALL
PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.
SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING
ON THE COUCH,
DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE
VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM
ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.
THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?'
THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY
SON-IN-LAW'
I'm due May 18th (a girl), have 1 child & live in Louisiana
210 postsposted 7th May
That Was a Good Laugh!!! Thx! lol
quoteI'm due August 10th (a boy) & live in California
1952 posts
1652 postsposted 7th May
funny but weird if you really think about it...
quoteI'm due August 10th (a boy) & live in California
4466 postsposted 7th May
Quoting Shaunna's Mom:“ Lol. That was funny.”you're due on my birthday
I have 1 child & live in Oklahoma
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237 postsposted 9th May
Quoting MommyLovesU:“ AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. ... [snip!] ... LIKE CRAZY. THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?' THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW'”LMAO
I'm due June 27th (a girl) & live in Oregon
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