Older than death

Is what I apparently am   My oldest was watching an old Shakira video and I said something about it being an old video. My daughter then asked how old Shakira was and if she was dead. I said "Well no, Shakira became big when I was in school, right before I graduated. IDK how old she is, a few years older than me I think." Her responses? "Oh, she must be dead then." Well gee, thanks. And no kid, Shakira is not dead   Oh how my kids make me feel so young at heart  

Quoting CallMeMoses:" Is what I apparently am   My oldest was watching an old Shakira video and I said something about ... [snip!] ... must be dead then." Well gee, thanks. And no kid, Shakira is not dead   Oh how my kids make me feel so young at heart  "

LMAO!!


My spawn once said "When I'm your age, like 80..." I wanted to die.  

Haha that's sweet. My 3 month old son loves shakira! He first sat up assisted to she wolf LOL ahhhoooooooo!

Quoting MommyRu:" LMAO!! My spawn once said "When I'm your age, like 80..." I wanted to die.  "

LOL Same kid asked me last week if I was going to be 29 this year and when I said yes she said "Oh wow.........at least you aren't as old as daddy." Kids have no filters, little smurfs!

Quoting CallMeMoses:" LOL Same kid asked me last week if I was going to be 29 this year and when I said yes she said "Oh wow.........at least you aren't as old as daddy." Kids have no filters, little smurfs!"

OMG I know.

Quoting MommyRu:" OMG I know."

My daughter is 9, we are working REALLY hard on filtering, because she is as blunt as I am, and 10 times louder than I am, so it's starting to become a problem, especially in public  

Quoting CallMeMoses:" My daughter is 9, we are working REALLY hard on filtering, because she is as blunt as I am, and 10 times louder than I am, so it's starting to become a problem, especially in public   "

Yikes! Novali is 4. She knows that in public she has to be respectful... but at home, yeah, she is a little snot!  

My 4 yo niece just last week asked SOs mom if she was old. I thought SOs mom was gonna have a stroke right then and there. But instead she asked her why she was asking her that. She told her because her granny Sam(my mamal) was really, really, really, really, (the reallys went on for about 2 full mins) old. SOs mom told her no she wasnt that old but my niece then told her no you not that old but you are so, so, so very old. I damn near pissed my pants laughing at the look on SOs moms face.

ROFL my friends daughter called me old and im only 23. kids are so funny cant wait till my DS decides to say im ancient. lol

My 4 yr old tells me I'm older then dirt lol. Mu 10 yr told her teacher and friends I was just a teenager lol I'm 28. Lol I told her no I was a teen mom when I had you lol she was about 8 when. She said it lol

LOL.. Funny... I normally get told I look in my 40's And I haven't been carded in FOREVER... and I went to by a lotto ticket and they carded me I had to go get my wallet I was like what? Hes like you don't look over 18. lol