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Wow this is still going on lol...

Let's just hope you finally got the kid some formula.

And FYI, if he is so "advanced" He wouldn't need NeoSure  

I'd love to see a 2 month old baby who crawls, rolls over, pees on the potty, drives a car and whatever else you said, lmao. I truly hope you found some way to feed your son!

Quoting Mrs. Brandie ♡:" I'd love to see a 2 month old baby who crawls, rolls over, pees on the potty, drives a car and whatever else you said, lmao. I truly hope you found some way to feed your son!"

What? Your 2 month old doesn't solve mathematical equations and sing the Star Spangled Banner in 10 different languages? I thought they all did that... Huh...

<blockquote><b>Quoting Bethy-poodles:</b>" What? Your 2 month old doesn't solve mathematical equations and sing the Star Spangled Banner in 10 different languages? I thought they all did that... Huh... "</blockquote>


No, my children were not abnormally advanced ;)

Quoting Mrs. Brandie ♡:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Bethy-poodles:</b>" What? Your 2 month old doesn't solve mathematical ... [snip!] ... languages? I thought they all did that... Huh... "</blockquote> No, my children were not abnormally advanced ;)"

Ah, mine were eating steak while they were still in the womb.
Guess I'm just special.

Quoting Link:" from what I get in her profile, hes a 2 and a half month old, and hes a premie. "

NO KIDDING!!! OMG!!! go to the WIC OFFICE! THEY WILL GIVE YOU EMERGENCY FORMULA!!! Do not give a 2 month old solids! it will just make him sick!

The WIC office usually has one or 2 cans on hand they can give you! especially if your child needs to eat!

Quoting Philosoraptor.:" You are nuts dude."

I second that!!!

Your baby is 2 and a half months old... and a premie how in the world is he sitting up and crawling?

Quoting Brittany Pilgreen:" NO KIDDING!!! OMG!!! go to the WIC OFFICE! THEY WILL GIVE YOU EMERGENCY FORMULA!!! Do not give a 2 month ... [snip!] ... make him sick! The WIC office usually has one or 2 cans on hand they can give you! especially if your child needs to eat! "

No no, read the whole thread. Apparently her premie 2 month old has a GI tract as advanced as a 6 month old. She already feeds him spaghetti.

Quoting Bethy-poodles:" No no, read the whole thread. Apparently her premie 2 month old has a GI tract as advanced as a 6 month old. She already feeds him spaghetti.oh

oh i see. since you know all 2 1/2 month old premies eat solids crawl and can fly right?

i just read the thread i am lost for words...

Quoting Brittany Pilgreen:" oh i see. since you know all 2 1/2 month old premies eat solids crawl and can fly right? i just read the thread i am lost for words... "

Mmhm, that's why we were all praying she was a fake. Unfortunately, I don't think she is. That poor child...

<blockquote><b>Quoting Bethy-poodles:</b>" Mmhm, that's why we were all praying she was a fake. Unfortunately, I don't think she is. That poor child... "</blockquote>


Exactly, but idk I think she's just a smurftard that's all.

I can't believe I read all 23 pages of this crap, lmfao. Can you say bored?

Anyway, the pics you posted, OP... First of all, that's not sitting unassisted. You plainly stated you PROPPED HIM UP with a blanket. That's sitting assisted, or being propped up and stuck in a chair in such a manner that you literally can't fall over even if you tried to force yourself. So, that doesn't count. And, it doesn't appear that he was crawling either. Looks more like you laid him on his stomach and he stretched his head as high up as he could reach it to try to keep himself from toppling face first...

Quoting Lovelyyy*:" I can't believe I read all 23 pages of this crap, lmfao. Can you say bored? Anyway, the pics you posted, ... [snip!] ... him on his stomach and he stretched his head as high up as he could reach it to try to keep himself from toppling face first..."

and in the past she has said that he crawls to his food.

Quoting Sonia[MOBAS]:" and in the past she has said that he crawls to his food."

she probably sets a bowl even with his face and lays him on his stomach letting him topple face first into said bowl. -__-

<blockquote><b>Quoting Lovelyyy*:</b>" she probably sets a bowl even with his face and lays him on his stomach letting him topple face first into said bowl. -__-"</blockquote>

Lmao probably!!

Totally off topic but i love your hair!