re: KICKING AND SCREAMING 18

Quoting Wino.:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Fatty McRunnerPants:</b>" My hands smell like bleach. Yuck."</blockquote> I hate that creepy slick residue bleach leaves on my hands  "

I seriously avoid using bleach at all cost because of the smell, the texture, and the burning sensation I get when I breath it in.

Quoting rosamor:" My insides feel weird."

congrats! she is beautiful

Why do some people even come into the store? Seriously, you are going to preach about the sins of homosexually....THIS IS A SEX SHOP SIR.

As long as it is they are legal adults and it is consensual. We don't really care who is smurfing who or with what.

Best part of the night, when they were preaching my co-worker got out The Chocolate Bar (Big black dick with removable balls) she turned it on to full speed and pointed them. A better picture is take your forearm and rotate your wirst very fast.

Quoting Hathor:" Why do some people even come into the store? Seriously, you are going to preach about the sins of homosexually....THIS ... [snip!] ... balls) she turned it on to full speed and pointed them. A better picture is take your forearm and rotate your wirst very fast. "

That's his cover to come in and ogle all the sexy gay stuff.

C.

Quoting God:" That's his cover to come in and ogle all the sexy gay stuff. C."

Probably.

Quoting kthx.:" Uh-Kay-See-Uh. I saw it on someone's profile on here... reminded me of the band The Acacia Strain, and then thought how pretty it would be for a girl  "

I thought it was said uh-kay-sha.

I grew up with an acacia and that's how hers was said.

Quoting ★ Irishewwie™:" What the smurf is wrong with me? I used to be able to drink rum like water. Just took the last shot of ... [snip!] ... It was nommy, but I had that whole a;sldfkja face. You know the one I'm talking about. Basically that. I'm getting old.  "

ROFLMAO

Quoting Penny Proud♥:" found this on tumblr, can't stop laughing xD"

LOL I haven't stopped laughing yet either.

Quoting OGDirty LurkerSBGA:" LOL I haven't stopped laughing yet either."

Congrats BTW
And no it's too funny to not stop laughing at xD

Quoting Penny Proud♥:" Congrats BTW And no it's too funny to not stop laughing at xD"

I just shared it on my facebook.

Quoting OGDirty LurkerSBGA:" I just shared it on my facebook."

 

Quoting Penny Proud♥:"  "

HAHAHA where do you find these?!

Quoting OGDirty LurkerSBGA:" HAHAHA where do you find these?!"

that one I found it on google     but I mostly get them off tumblr

so DH and I were at a friends house all day today. which is 95% black. His entire family was there and his wifes side of the fam was there. (she's white) I was kind of on my toes because I was afraid I was going to be my usual awkward self and say something stupid. but D's family was awesome! I love them. best grilled food ever and baby jay was so cute. Then DH says 'WHOOOAAA WEEE LOOK AT ALL THESE LITTLE SUGAR BABIES RUNNING AROUND.' omg /dead   but they all cracked up and to my surprise were shouting things like 'yeah we make cute little niglettes.'     oh my geeze. just oh my.

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Smurf you ,sleep.