re: KICKING AND SCREAMING 18

I seriously find it funny how many women on her bitch about dads taking the day to relax on father's day, but when mother's day comes around, GOD FORBID they get treated any less than a queen or have to lift a finger.

Quoting BOB MARLEY™:" Good to know. I would move there, it would put me not too close and not too far from my family in New York."

Ha ha. Come to my school for your Ph.D. We, no kidding, have one of the best funding packages anywhere, bar none. Plus I love our program--and the Ren profs are awesome!

New York teacher pay isn't bad either, and of course, academic pay/job marker it a whole different thing.

Quoting Philly.:" It was way better than the second one! lol the second one sucked."

I've never seen the second one. I don't want to either.

Quoting ♀NoBoysAllowed:" I seriously find it funny how many women on her bitch about dads taking the day to relax on father's ... [snip!] ... father's day, but when mother's day comes around, GOD FORBID they get treated any less than a queen or have to lift a finger."

  

Quoting [Boats&Hoes]:" I'd give up my grandma's avocado trees for pomegranate trees. I can never get enough of those. "

I LOVE avocado. And no one in my aunts family liked them so they were alllll ours...!

...my great grandma had an apricot tree in the backyard, which was also awesome.

Oh kris Jenner. You are such a clustersmurf.

What would you say if you were here?

I need you right now and you're gone. The last time I saw you, I was just a little girl that had to grow up too fast. Now I'm just a little girl that still needs her dad.

What would you say?

I miss you. I'll never see you again. I need you. Please.

): </3

You know my dad's a piece of smurf when even his mother and father don't want to talk to him. Damn smurfing right I didn't call him today

I cried on my track pad and screwed it all up. Oops  

Fire alarm, earthquake, typhoon.

Smurf Japan.

Are you going to be sober at all during this visit? I asked if you would get up with Kellan tonight because I'm super tired and you agreed but now you're on your second bottle of wine...how can I trust you to wake up with him? Also thanks for drinking the wine and beer that was give to me as a gift from friends in Denver. I hope I can find them out here to replace them since they are my favorites.

What a grade A smurf.  

*fist pump* Not knocked up...

Enemabanana, you are such a smurfing bitch.

Why am I not surprised that EnemaBanana doesn't understand Autism -.-