Just for fun, Madame Zaritska

Try it out for a bit of fun. It hasnt been posted for a while and some new mums to be might not have found it yet...

You could save it, or post your results and then update at a laterpoint if you likeand see how accurate it is...
would be interesting to see if it comes out true for anyone....

Heres mine
What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have brown eyes and blonde hair.

Funny...this was almost exactly what happened for Joel
5.41pm. 5hrs 19mins labour , boy, 7lb 9oz 19.5 inches brown eyes blonde....
I wonder if this means his brother will be a clone?

http://pregnancyandbaby.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-736.htm

lmao im not pregnant but I still thought it would be fun! here what mine said ; )

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair. But there is more. I get the impression that there is something in your life that is not yet settled. Something about... something about a name? Ah -- a baby name. Why don't you look here for help with finding the perfect name for your precious child.

My Reading: The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive at night.
After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have green eyes and dark hair.
But there is more. I sense that you feel somewhat alone. Have faith; you are not alone. Why don't you visit the message boards and talk to other expectant mothers? I'm sure you will find you have much in common.

I'm supposed to be having a boy.....

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive at night.
After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and be almost bald. But there is more. I sense that you have thought about labor in the water. You ask yourself, "Why do women find it helpful?" I think you should look here to find out more.


bahaha soo wrong he was born morning, 7 pound 9 51 cms long which i think is like 20 inches he has blue eyes he want almost bold he has light brownish hair and i actually did want a water birth but couldnt cuz they werent traind to do that....


edited: oh and it was early morning, so it was still dark out and it wasnt windy and m,y labor went for 3 damn days but i was in hopital for 6 hours with the labour

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some very fine hair. But there is more. I sense that you have thought about labor in the water. You ask yourself, "Why do women find it helpful?" I think you should look here to find out more.






uhmm green eyes...sike. I dont see that happening

Too funny. It totally matches what my labor was like.  

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the morning. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

All true except my son was 8 lbs 14 oz and labor was 21 hours, not 20. But everything else was dead one. Ha! Ha!

haha - I did that few months ago.. Betch LIES! lol

Nope not accurate at all!!

i haven*t had my baby yet but this is what mine said ::


The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive at night.
After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some blonde hair.
But there is more. It is perfectly healthy and normal to want to look good, even during these interesting months! I sense you feel a little reluctant. Well, you're not being silly or shallow -- you're taking care of yourself. And I am happy that you are.

as of now, i AM having a boy .. and 11lbs 10 oz is prolly gonna end up right b/c my baby is measureing very large for dates !! my daughter was over 9 lbs, so i don*t see 11 lbs being unbelievable !! haha .. i will let you know after i have him !! as far as 9 hour labor .. ugh please dont tell me that !! i can deal with 11 lbs but not 9 hours !! i was in with my first for 40 hours, and my second for 17 .. so i need a quick labor !! haha that was neat thanks !!

p.s i have been caring a lot more about how i look too !!

well, it isnt right for either one of my previous births, but I guess we will see with this one. I have had 1 4 hour birth, in the afternoon, 8 lbs 5 oz, 21 in. and one 3 hour birth, 8 lbs 7 oz, 20 in... I don't see this one being longer than my first two though.. and I don't know about the girl part though. I keep saying I am wishing for a baby under 8 lbs though, so I would be VERY happy if that part was right.. I DEF. don't want a water birth though   kinda interesting though.

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive at night.
After a labor lasting approximately 7 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and some very fine hair.
But there is more. I sense that you have thought about labor in the water. You ask yourself, "Why do women find it helpful?" I think you should look here to find out more.

Quoting Joel's mum:“ Try it out for a bit of fun. It hasnt been posted for a while and some new mums to be might not have ... [snip!] ... out true for anyone.... http://pregnancyandbaby.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-736.htm”

hah this is what I got  


Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.
What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the morning.
After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have green eyes and dark hair.
But there is more. Although you may feel tired, your pregnancy will be over before you are truly ready to let go of having this precious baby you have all to yourself. I sense that you will look back and long for these days. I suggest doing something now to preserve some memories of this time. Many women enjoy making a belly cast. Perhaps you would be interested, too.

Quoting Darnie's Mumma:“ hah this is what I got   Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for ... [snip!] ... now to preserve some memories of this time. Many women enjoy making a belly cast. Perhaps you would be interested, too.”

OMGosh....this is just like mine lol! If I got this one I would have shit my drawers lamo!

Madame Zaritska's reading

Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.
What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.
After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have green eyes and a little patch of brown hair. But there is more. I sense that you feel somewhat alone. Have faith; you are not alone. Why don't you visit the message boards and talk to other expectant mothers? I'm sure you will find you have much in common.


we shall see won't we? =]]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning . After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some very fine hair. But there is more. It is perfectly healthy and normal to want to look good, even during these interesting months! I sense you feel a little reluctant. Well, you're not being silly or shallow -- you're taking care of yourself. And I am happy that you are. Here is some fashionable advice for you to peruse at this special time.

We'll see....

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning . After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and a little patch of brown hair. But there is more. I sense that you are feeling some stress. This is very normal. However, I would like to suggest that you try some of these methods to pamper yourself a bit.

aw man, if he has blue eyes i will be estatic. i love mixed babies that have blue eyes =]