Baby's Laws

The first time I put my daughter in a new outfit she will
A) pee on it
B) poop on it
C) spit up on it
D) any variation or combination of the above

Today's winner was a classic gold, breastfed poop through a cloth diaper, through the wool soaker, through her NEW pink pants and a new record...through my jeans as she was sitting on my lap at the time! I wouldn't trade it for the world though, I love my job  

Any other Baby Law you'd like to add/vent about?

Good one!!

You might as well take a bath with your baby, b/c your going to get soaked anyway, from outside the tub!!

As soon as you get done telling people "what a good baby" she is, she starts screaming at the top of her lungs in public... making a liar out of you.

Quoting Kelly56:“ As soon as you get done telling people "what a good baby" she is, she starts screaming at the top of her lungs in public... making a liar out of you.”

You had to have known that was going to happen. You just jinxed yourself  .

Quoting Kelly56:“ As soon as you get done telling people "what a good baby" she is, she starts screaming at the top of her lungs in public... making a liar out of you.”

mine the opposite i say how he cries alot and around other people he is an angel. 

Quoting Expecting Baby C #3:“ You had to have known that was going to happen. You just jinxed yourself  .”

Pretty much anytime you make a statement about your baby they will do the exact opposite...I've quit telling people how great she sleeps through the night because everytime I do she's up at least once that night just to get me!

Ah the oh so famous pooping all over the new outfit. Classic

Quoting Onna:“ mine theoppositei say how he cries alot and around other people he is an angel.”

That was how my daughter was! I would tell people how she just fussed and fussed when I put her down. My girlfriends mother watched her once so we could go to walmart, she was a perfect angel and laid on the couch and the floor and watched tv with them. She never once did that for me.

lol.how about whenI tell people how awake and alert my 5 week old is all of the time, yet whenever they see her she is asleep. haha. That damn carseat gets her all the time  

Quoting Mandi22388:“ lol.how about whenI tell people how awake and alert my 5 week old is all of the time, yet whenever they see her she is asleep. haha. That damn carseat gets her all the time  ”

I wish mine would sleep.

I was blessed with my little girl. She goes to bed by 10 and doesnt wake up til 5 or 6 to eat, then she goes back to sleep until around 9 and we are up for the majority of the day except for her naps usually between 3 and 6... haha. Now that I said that shell be up all night.

Quoting Mandi22388:“ I was blessed with my little girl. She goes to bed by 10 and doesnt wake up til 5 or 6 to eat, then she ... [snip!] ... up for the majority of the day except for her naps usually between 3 and 6... haha. Now that I said that shell be up all night.”

Oh she sleeps very good at night just during the day she stays up and is cranky b/c she's tired but loves to fight her sleep.

We know the second we start changing her diaper not to pull it away to fast because then we will go through about four diapers in one changing. The second we put the new one under her she will pee or poop all over it. Luckily that is mainly a thing she does for Daddy  

Awe. Ryleigh does that sometimes too. She just loved to be awake and play. haha.

Quoting Mandi22388:“ Awe. Ryleigh does that sometimes too. She just loved to be awake and play. haha.”

I hate it b/c I'll get frustrated and all tense so she cries even more.