This is super TMI.

My butthole hurts  


But seriously. my roids have never been so bad it hurt to sit  
Now sitting sucks, standing sucks, just everything sucks.
And it itches.

But what's really bothering me, is my ass crack feels wet, like always.
I keep wiping, but it doesn't help.
It's not sweat, I'm freezing. And I haven't even smurf in 2 days, let alone had the smurfs.
I don't know what the smurf is going on. But it's nasty.

Try some corn starch. I swear by it. Prep H and Tucks do smurf for me. Corn starch...miracle cure for ass pain.

I would get the preparation H or witch hazel wipes and just wipe the area every time you go to the bathroom. Maybe some powder for the butt crack?

The picture made me laugh  
But that doesn't sound very fun or comfortable. Try some Preperatipn H..And wipe with baby wipes. They won't irritate the roids as much.

Quoting Patti.:" Try some corn starch. I swear by it. Prep H and Tucks do smurf for me. Corn starch...miracle cure for ass pain."

I'm so trying this tonight. Never heard of it before!!

use some tucks pads to clean the area and get some prep h ointment.

thats what i've had to do because i've had them really bad this pregnancy. the ointment helps a lot.

you can also do sitz baths

Quoting KayteB:" I'm so trying this tonight. Never heard of it before!!"

My friend told me back in high school. Ive done it many times. If they are super super bad it might take a day or two to clear them up, but I usually get some relief within a couple hours

I'll try all this.

I was using baby wipes, but they stung so bad I couldn't.  

Will the Tucks sting too?

Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:" I'll try all this. I was using baby wipes, but they stung so bad I couldn't.   Will the Tucks sting too?"

no they feel nice

My nurse at the hospital told me to wipe regularly, then with a tucks pad, then add prep. H and then place a tucks pad in my butt crack against the hemorroid... I only had one, but it helped a lot!!

Quoting Manda Capps:" My nurse at the hospital told me to wipe regularly, then with a tucks pad, then add prep. H and then place a tucks pad in my butt crack against the hemorroid... I only had one, but it helped a lot!!"

Yeah, one of my external ones must have bursted because I had blood and i stung like a bitch to wipe with the Tucks pad.

But, at least I pooped, and I don't have to worry about that nonsense for a couple of days.

Oh no  
I swore mine was going to burst... I almost wished it would have!!

Quoting Manda Capps:" Oh no   I swore mine was going to burst... I almost wished it would have!!"

I hope when it's healed they go away. I had them internally, now external. I'm miserable.

Oh, and I'm still bleeding, like a lot! Yay.  

Quoting ☮Sugar Magnolia:" I hope when it's healed they go away. I had them internally, now external. I'm miserable. Oh, and I'm still bleeding, like a lot! Yay.  "

Mine was external.. Idk how internal feels   I don't want to know either lol
And bleeding from the roid??

Quoting Manda Capps:" Mine was external.. Idk how internal feels   I don't want to know either lol And bleeding from the roid??"

It's worse than external. A LOT worse.
Except you can still sit and stuff without it hurting.
And yeah.
But I meant vag bleeding  
I still have a decent flow. It's smurfing irritating.