re: how to have youre baby early

Quoting glowinthedark:" "How to have you are baby early"... I don't get it."

  

Glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it!

Bribe it to come out by holding a Hershey bar down by your vagina.

Push on your stomach real hard til you feel the head then grab it outta there. Pretty simple  

Quoting dianecalvillo:" I want to know ways you can have a baby early?"

...you're an idot.


how about wait the 40 weeks you signed up for  

Quoting Incognito Ninja™:" Bribe it to come out by holding a Hershey bar down by your vagina. "

 
I used a kit kat bar though.

Quoting Incognito Ninja™:" Bribe it to come out by holding a Hershey bar down by your vagina. "

Mmmmm

Belly flops.

have complications that result in induction or c-section....neither being fun choices.

Quoting Coño.:" Push on your stomach real hard til you feel the head then grab it outta there. Pretty simple  "

Omg, don't say that....someone dumb enough to ask this question might actually try that...lol

Serve an eviction notice.

Sadly they'll still have 30 days to vacate before the sheriff arrives to escort them out.

Good luck.

Quoting Milk✯Machine:"   I used a kit kat bar though."

Next time I'm just going to use a funnel & pour some redbull up there. Hopefully it will get wings and fly right out.

Quoting Teagans_Mom:" Serve an eviction notice. Sadly they'll still have 30 days to vacate before the sheriff arrives to escort them out. Good luck."

also, paper cuts can be a bitch.

Your not due yet! My daughter was born early bc my water broke and her staying in the nicu was not fun! I had to worry everyday about her, wondering if today would be a good day or bad day! It will come when it's READY! Keep ur legs closed tight and let her cook!

Quoting Milk✯Machine:" Spin around 300 times then drink a gallon of sperm."

Why am I still pregnant? that's breakfast.

Quoting Zaelia✰Pearl:" I think you should learn to spell "your" before you have a baby. Why would you want to jeopardize the ... [snip!] ... the health and well-being of your child by having him/her early? Give your baby as much time to develop as possible. "

i hope you didnt bang your head off the wall over her lack of knowing which your or you're to use.